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BoyAlley 09-30-2006 09:04 AM

TexasDreams Sent Me Some Scripture That Helped Me To Validate My Life!
 
TexasDreams sent this to me. It moved me to tears, and gave me an erection.

PRAISE BE TO JEBUS AND THE LIVING WORD OF GAWD!



I shall spend tonight doing things to a man, that I hope he does to me in return.

PRAISE BE TO JEBUS! GAWD IS GOOD!

CaptainHowdy 09-30-2006 10:44 AM

Groundbreaking Bible find... assbreaking i mean.

Huggles 09-30-2006 10:44 AM

Boy Alley plunders asses.

Fizzgig 09-30-2006 10:46 AM

You wish they would crucify you?
:uhoh

NoWhErE 09-30-2006 10:49 AM

You're cut, I like that.

But ugh... blood is so last season

And I'm not even going to touch that crown of thorns honey...

BoyAlley 09-30-2006 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE
And I'm not even going to touch that crown of thorns honey...

You breeders forget the bible is symbolic! Here let me teaches you:

Crown of Thorns = Symbolism "I'm horny"
Cross = Symbolism "I like hard wood"

See?

I'm gonna become a preacher! Let Teh BoyAlley provide your salvation!


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