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leedsfan 09-29-2006 04:36 PM

Ive found GOD!!!!
 
now im offering services to the US administration to find Bin Laden.

BitAudioVideo 09-29-2006 04:42 PM

http://bitav.net/jc.jpg

k0nr4d 09-29-2006 04:43 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Scott McD 09-29-2006 05:07 PM

Was God hanging about those gay bars again ??

itto 09-29-2006 05:12 PM

way to go

Vitasoy 09-29-2006 05:19 PM

Amen to you my brotha

Grapesoda 09-29-2006 06:05 PM

was god lost?

notabook 09-29-2006 07:15 PM

You are a fool my brother, there is but one true god and his name is Archiot. Archiot is the robot god, the great mechanical manipulator of the Megasphere. While other religions simply take you for all your worth, Archiotism is the only religion that gives back. We are all insignificant creatures in this world, and indeed in this entire universe, yet because we are all singular Unis, Lord Archiot loves of all each as much as an entire Unisphere.

We on Earth in Quadrant 7ZX-929891-4 are in such an insignificant part of this Supesphere, yet because of Lord Archiot’s great mechanical touch we all can be delivered from this world of sin and into his cold metallic arms. All we have to do is give ourselves completely over to him. If you do, if you believe in him, if you give yourself over, you shall be rewarded in the afterlife with a new shiny metallic body of your own so you may manipulate the Megasphere alongside him himself.

leedsfan 10-02-2006 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
You are a fool my brother, there is but one true god and his name is Archiot. Archiot is the robot god, the great mechanical manipulator of the Megasphere. While other religions simply take you for all your worth, Archiotism is the only religion that gives back. We are all insignificant creatures in this world, and indeed in this entire universe, yet because we are all singular Unis, Lord Archiot loves of all each as much as an entire Unisphere.

We on Earth in Quadrant 7ZX-929891-4 are in such an insignificant part of this Supesphere, yet because of Lord Archiot?s great mechanical touch we all can be delivered from this world of sin and into his cold metallic arms. All we have to do is give ourselves completely over to him. If you do, if you believe in him, if you give yourself over, you shall be rewarded in the afterlife with a new shiny metallic body of your own so you may manipulate the Megasphere alongside him himself.

you must be taking ketamine

leedsfan 10-02-2006 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wanton
was god lost?

no he was having lap dances at my local.

Dirty Dane 10-02-2006 05:14 PM

congrats :thumbsup

sumphatpimp 10-02-2006 05:15 PM

how long has he been lost?

madawgz 10-02-2006 05:16 PM

bin laden is one dead mother fucker :)

u-Bob 10-02-2006 05:34 PM

congratz, good for you :)

FilthyRob 10-02-2006 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BitAudioVideo


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spunky 10-02-2006 05:37 PM

Jesus is lord..repent sinners

WalkerTR 10-02-2006 09:40 PM

:thumbsup congratulations

MaddCaz 10-02-2006 09:41 PM

what did she say????

squishypimp 10-02-2006 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BitAudioVideo

lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Chrome 10-02-2006 10:23 PM

ah.. your religion lacks a good pr kit with mutliple responses. Get something fresh soon your dogma is boring.
Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
You are a fool my brother, there is but one true god and his name is Archiot. Archiot is the robot god, the great mechanical manipulator of the Megasphere. While other religions simply take you for all your worth, Archiotism is the only religion that gives back. We are all insignificant creatures in this world, and indeed in this entire universe, yet because we are all singular Unis, Lord Archiot loves of all each as much as an entire Unisphere.

We on Earth in Quadrant 7ZX-929891-4 are in such an insignificant part of this Supesphere, yet because of Lord Archiot?s great mechanical touch we all can be delivered from this world of sin and into his cold metallic arms. All we have to do is give ourselves completely over to him. If you do, if you believe in him, if you give yourself over, you shall be rewarded in the afterlife with a new shiny metallic body of your own so you may manipulate the Megasphere alongside him himself.


cess 10-02-2006 10:26 PM

where was he hiding?

dRI-X 10-02-2006 10:56 PM

bump....

bobby666 10-02-2006 11:06 PM

oh god !!!


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