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Ive found GOD!!!!
now im offering services to the US administration to find Bin Laden.
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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Was God hanging about those gay bars again ??
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way to go
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Amen to you my brotha
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was god lost?
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You are a fool my brother, there is but one true god and his name is Archiot. Archiot is the robot god, the great mechanical manipulator of the Megasphere. While other religions simply take you for all your worth, Archiotism is the only religion that gives back. We are all insignificant creatures in this world, and indeed in this entire universe, yet because we are all singular Unis, Lord Archiot loves of all each as much as an entire Unisphere.
We on Earth in Quadrant 7ZX-929891-4 are in such an insignificant part of this Supesphere, yet because of Lord Archiot’s great mechanical touch we all can be delivered from this world of sin and into his cold metallic arms. All we have to do is give ourselves completely over to him. If you do, if you believe in him, if you give yourself over, you shall be rewarded in the afterlife with a new shiny metallic body of your own so you may manipulate the Megasphere alongside him himself. |
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congrats :thumbsup
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how long has he been lost?
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bin laden is one dead mother fucker :)
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congratz, good for you :)
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Jesus is lord..repent sinners
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:thumbsup congratulations
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what did she say????
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ah.. your religion lacks a good pr kit with mutliple responses. Get something fresh soon your dogma is boring.
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where was he hiding?
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bump....
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oh god !!!
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