JR From The XXXChurch Emailed Me! For Real!
 

JR from ********* emailed me out of the blue last night:

Here's my response:

To: "J.R." <[email protected]>
From: [email protected]
Subject: Hey it's Teh BoyAlley!

Thanks for emailings me J.R.!

I took a look at your pictures and you're pretty damn cute! Are you a top or a bottom? I'm guessing bottom, you look too nelly to be a top. You are out of the closet right? Or would we have to go at it on the downlow? Either is fine.

This whole "salvation-in-a-box" scheme that you came up with is genius! $165 each too! I could NEVER charge that much for access to a paysite!

What are the conversions like? The financial conversions I mean, afterall none of us really give a damn about the religious ones right? Hehehe. I still think you should come up with an affiliate program. "Jesus Bucks" or something, it'd be great!

I feel kind of bad you going after Donny though. How much has he donated to your church so far? Has to be a good bit for someone from your church to fly out there and stay with him. How much do you think you'll be able to get out of him before he goes broke? Better get all you can from him and quick, he'll probably be losing his house and everything soon. I wonder what his son will do when he grows up now? Donny probably won't be able to afford to help him through college. But heck who cares if he loses his house and everything he owns, and if his son has to end up going to a trade school. He has Jesus in his life now, right? Heck his son could be a carpenter, follow in Jesus' footsteps and stuff! Perfect! Praise be to god!

It's a shame Jesus doesn't pay as much as porn does though. Well, unless you run a "salvation-in-a-box" paysite that is, hehehe.

I talked it over with Satan, and he said he'd be very angry with me if I started talking to you about god, and that he'd take away the special powers that he's granted me. Jesus never gave me special powers, obviously Satan's the way to go. I was also warned that if Jesus was in my life, he'd start trying to convince me to like Vagina. That's just evil.

Enjoy your Porn Jihad, I have to go jackoff now, I spent the morning editing video of this hot 20 year old twink with a 9" dick.

Your "Sister",
Teh BoyAlley

haven't posted a sig spot since two months :)

They're like fucking drug dealers trying to push their bs on everyone with ears

Haha *********.COM , I remember wondering if I should register that domain many years ago....

LOL! Nice.

Unsual greets you have boyalley

Bravo I give you a standing ovation and good point about them flying to see him, never thought about that.

Here's JR's picture. No, I'm not making this up!
Gay or not? You be the judge!

I am now COMPLETELY convinced that this guy is a closet case, that's insecure and ashamed of his sexuality, which is exactly why he's started a Jihad against porn. Do I have proofs of that? No, not yet. But I trust my gaydar!


http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/jr.jpg

Oh my Satan, that was funny!

Shit! I was the one who posted as Orly yesterday, but I used a fake email address.

lol too funny

hahaha that's too friggin funny! :1orglaugh

I can't stop laughing!

omg that is hilarious...

JesusBucks.....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Yeah, I would say your gaydar is tuned in on that one.

Oh yeah....and what the hell is "God stuff"?? hahaha

Hey BoyAlley I own JesusBang.com if you wanna develope it :winkwink:

That is some funny shit!

You know, I have no issues with people believing what they believe, but being raised in a Jehovah's Witness household taught me all I needed to know about pushing your beliefs on someone else, or trying to profit from their guilty consciences.

People wonder why I chose Wicca? I spent YEARS getting talked down to and having agendas shoved down my throat at the hands of "organized religion". I'll stick to pagan thanks. I don't have to pay someone to talk to "god" for me, and the religious holidays are a hoot :)

http://www.djp.ch/pho/jt04-jesus-school.jpg

we had jehovas witnesses across the streeet from us. it was really weird how agressive they were. they kept coming over all the time with my dad and mom literally telling them to fuck off and stay off the property. the next saturday, they would come again.

i remember being in school and talkign to this girl i really liked and she told me she was a jehovas witness etc. i didn't really know what it meant or anything. then she started telling me about all the cool shit that was gonna happen when she dies and that she couldn't wait to die. it was really disturbing to look at a beautiful, young girl say crap like that. so i went and got some books and i was stunned when i started reading... "dinosaurs are a lie and never existed" etc etc. crazy stuff.

My best friend was just dating a chick that was into some sort of pagan religion. He said they have some really freaky shit go on at their "festivals" and stuff. I am very intrigued...I love that kind of thing.

My whole family is Catholic. I was raised Catholic. Never have I seen anyone push my family into giving money. Donations are always requested of course because thats how the Church operates and supports its various social programs, but very little pressure. I always see people say things like "religious people are evil and force you into giving money!", not all religious people do... just the ones that live in fancy houses and have private jets, haha.

Oh yeah, and the Jehova's Witness thing. I had two of them at my door one morning...both in suits and acting kind of shady...I thought they were FBI or something. I open the door and they start talking their shit...so I tell them that I'm an Atheist. They say...you mean, you don't believe in anything? I said yes, I believe you have 30 seconds to get off my fucking property before I let my Rottweiler out. I've never had another Jehova's Witness stop here since.

BWAHAHAHAHAH

BoyAlley makes my bunghole quiver.

Whenever the Jehovah's Witnesses bother me at my door I tell them I'm in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. Which is a hell of a lot nicer than what my son tells them.

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Classic response ... BoyAlley, we are not worthy. :1orglaugh




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After seeing JR's picture and witnessing him anally fist that puppet, I don't think he would have emailed my team, anyway.


I bet if you look under that green sweater it says, "I'm A Claymate!!"

Ahaha. Yes, you could include that. They also do a lot for the poor and disabled, too. More than most people.

Yeah just watch the intro video he looks gay as fuck..

thats the usual requirement for believing in a religion "there's gotta be some freaky shit goin' on"

Oh no, you misunderstand. I didn't say I wanted to become a pagan, or any other religion for that matter. She just said that the pagan holidays were a hoot, and I was replying that I heard they do some freaky shit at their festivals. The freaky shit intrigues me...not the religion.

Can someonle link Donny's story? I'm a n00b

Thanks! Reading now.

LMAO! That is great Sister Boyalley lol...

Forget not that a lot of catholics still Tithe :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh I was thinking the same thing

http://www.sportsevents.net/events/i...clay_aiken.jpg

Talk about throwing your life down the drain...

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Some people take it really far... I'm all about dancing naked in the moonlight though! :)

That's funny as shit. Yeah I want to know the answer to that question. How much money has Donny forked out already? Donny?

HAHAHAHA, this whole thread is great. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OMG :1orglaugh :1orglaugh !!

:1orglaugh fucking shit i laughed my ass off.