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polish_aristocrat 09-28-2006 07:36 AM
BVF, you're on the roll today [ QUOTE ]
 
this deserves a seperate thread :D

Quote:
Originally Posted by BVF
Here's a story for bdjuf and the rest of you GFY'ers...I've been watching this board a long time..

In the beginning, Boneprone ruled the board with others who were actually making money in the biz and had big traffic like sleazydream who could destroy people by calling them "idiots" while all the whores would run to try to piss off sleazydream...Somebody like the Hun would make a post saying ANYTHING and the views and replies were through the roof from people wanting to kiss the hun's ass...Anything with "Hun" in the title got instant attention.....People would go to shows and take pics holding up the BP4L signs..It was all about throwing up signs and having cliques of people...People like PersianKitty and Shemp would actively post......Then clones of BP4L came...Remember PartyGoat?..Remember "Good Looking 4 Life"?.....I joined GFY on the tail end of this trend which was January 2002...

After that era the GFY trend went to hinting of homosexuality...This is the Era of Juicylinks height of fame where every fucking thread he made got mad views and replies...

It was the era where the photochop came into prominence where every wannabe photochopper would use Juicy's face on dicks, taco's, etc.........Then he brought on his buddy Mr.Izz, who I might add is cool as shit and then they had the persian dynamic duo....people would go to shows and take half ass gay pics with other webmasters such as the simulated blowjobs to the simulated bending the dude over to fuck him to the people acting like they're giving head to sleazydream's woody award...But then nobody actually claimed gayness....This is also the Era where Juicylinks brought in the popularity of the "Persian Posters...

Then, BdJuf, it came to YOUR era which was "metrosexuality" which included you, the other bushy eyebrowed persian whose name I can't remember, and in a lesser role, Ricky Martin aka Nylz..Where wearing pink was in and making your hair stiff with mousse was in style...We all had to bear your incessant posting of button down shirts and lip and tongue rings while trying to make your shiny lips pouty looking.....Nylz I assume is straight but we all know you and the other bushy eyebrowed persian were just flaming queens wrapped in a metrosexual package....We dealt with your talking about fashion and jeans like you really weren't gay all along...You had your run and now it's over...

Now it's gone into the "I'm all out gay acting" phase that started with the funny and entertaining "Curious Boy Toy" who probably isn't even gay....

And Now you won't get any attention at all until you actually talk about sucking dick and drinking sperm like BoyAlley....You have to be either all out gay or you have to be a piece of trailer trash who did nothing but run a lame website with dicks on it and then gets a job with a program like JimTheFiend, who has no talent except a redneck loud mouth and a job with another loudmouth..

Now at the shows, people have gone from the simulated gay pics to the all out gay pics where dicks and balls are being grabbed and dudes are kissing each other in the mouth on camera......BoyAlley is running wild on the board talking about "breeders" and "blubbercunts" and the whole thing is going to a pile of shit...

Now we have people who have actually accomplished shit, professional board whores, and the bottomfeeders who try to make weed money sigwhoring..

The End...

best GFY summary ever ( actually I could write a similar one, but I'd be accused of having no life :winkwink: )


anyway, you get the

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StuartD 09-28-2006 07:39 AM
yup, sounds about right to me.

Solid Bob 09-28-2006 07:41 AM
I heart BVF.

J. Falcon 09-28-2006 07:47 AM
That was a great post.

QuaWee 09-28-2006 07:49 AM
that was a great post :thumbsup

chupachups 09-28-2006 07:49 AM
Yupp, indeed a great post!

corvette 09-28-2006 07:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by QuaWee
that was a great post :thumbsup
i concur

Deej 09-28-2006 08:23 AM
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RedShoe 09-28-2006 08:39 AM
BVF has always been and always will be #1 in our book.

DWB 09-28-2006 08:46 AM
BVF... the HNIC... The negoro you love to hate... The funniest mofo on any board... The man with the lowest standards for women... The man who walks it like he talks it...

BVF is my favorite ***** in the whole world.

Great post.

BoyAlley 09-28-2006 08:47 AM
BVF can picked the dried cum off of my asshairs as far as I'm concerned.

I haven't read anything really profound coming from him lately either?

At least I've raised about $20,000 for industry charities in the last two months, run a new but successful affiliate program, and have been working behind the scenes to help bridge the gap between the gay and straight sides of our industry.

Just because I don't sit on here all day bragging about how much money I make in this industry, or the major business deals I've done in the past (including NASDAQ acquisitions), doesn't mean I don't accomplish a lot of business on a daily basis with serious people that have something to bring to the table.

GFY is more than just a business outlet. It's also a news outlet, a social outlet, and a way for many to relieve business related stress. I see nothing wrong with that at all.

If anyone here has a stick up his ass, I think it's BVF more than it is Teh BoyAlley.

BoyAlley 09-28-2006 08:49 AM
BTW FYI FAQ FAG: I almost forgot.

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DWB 09-28-2006 08:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
BVF can picked the dried cum off of my asshairs as far as I'm concerned.

I haven't read anything really profound coming from him lately either?

At least I've raised about $20,000 for industry charities in the last two months, run a new but successful affiliate program, and have been working behind the scenes to help bridge the gap between the gay and straight sides of our industry.

Just because I don't sit on here all day bragging about how much money I make in this industry, or the major business deals I've done in the past (including NASDAQ acquisitions), doesn't mean I don't accomplish a lot of business on a daily basis with serious people that have something to bring to the table.

GFY is more than just a business outlet. It's also a news outlet, a social outlet, and a way for many to relieve business related stress. I see nothing wrong with that at all.

If anyone here has a stick up his ass, I think it's BVF more than it is Teh BoyAlley.

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A GAY HOMOSEXUAL SCORNED!!!

Monique Niccole 09-28-2006 08:58 AM
ahahaha...that was dead motherfucking on

nico-t 09-28-2006 09:01 AM
yea read it in that other thread i cant speak for the very beginning (since i wasnt here back then) but he hit the nail on the head with the later shit

BoyAlley 09-28-2006 09:02 AM
Ok. Someone just showed me BVF's website:

www.blackvaginafinder.com

Dude, you fuck crackwhores for a living, and you're dissing ME?

Honestly now.

Go back to big pimpin ghetto style and leave teh gay homosexual alone.

OK OK OK I tell you what. I'll buy you some new rims for your car or somethin and we can go back to being friends?

Mediachick 09-28-2006 09:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
BVF can picked the dried cum off of my asshairs as far as I'm concerned.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh If you wouldnt be so god damn gay I'd TOTALLY hit on you. :thumbsup

TDF 09-28-2006 09:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Ok. Someone just showed me BVF's website:

www.blackvaginafinder.com

Dude, you fuck crackwhores for a living, and you're dissing ME?

Honestly now.

Go back to big pimpin ghetto style and leave teh gay homosexual alone.

OK OK OK I tell you what. I'll buy you some new rims for your car or somethin and we can go back to being friends?



i didnt see where he was dissing you...you homos sure are sensitive and not just in the butt area *snap snap*

BoyAlley 09-28-2006 09:07 AM
BTW FYI FAQ FAG: I bet I could get better looking chicks to schlop on my penii than BVF has been able to muster up by the looks of that site of his.

And I wouldn't even have to pay them.

All I gotta do is figure out some way to get hard for them.

Hrmm.................

BoyAlley 09-28-2006 09:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mediachick
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh If you wouldnt be so god damn gay I'd TOTALLY hit on you. :thumbsup
I'd totally hit on you too, if you had a penis or something.......

How about we just go clothes shopping together sometime instead?

BoyAlley 09-28-2006 09:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A GAY HOMOSEXUAL SCORNED!!!

GURL It's On It's On!


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BoyAlley 09-28-2006 09:22 AM
BTW: Those aren't nunchucks.

I tied 2 dildos together with some string.

LOOK OUT LOOK OUT!

scotty2hotty1111 09-28-2006 09:22 AM
yeah great post

Mediachick 09-28-2006 09:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I'd totally hit on you too, if you had a penis or something.......

How about we just go clothes shopping together sometime instead?

I dont really like shopping... but I have a strap-on.

CaptainHowdy 09-28-2006 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
BVF... the HNIC... The negoro you love to hate... The funniest mofo on any board... The man with the lowest standards for women... The man who walks it like he talks it...

BVF is my favorite ***** in the whole world.

Great post.
:2 cents: :thumbsup !! Let the DWB ERA BEGIN !!

BoyAlley 09-28-2006 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mediachick
I dont really like shopping... but I have a strap-on.
LAWDS MERCY IT'S A LESBIANS!

:helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme

Machete_ 09-28-2006 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
BTW FYI FAQ FAG: I bet I could get better looking chicks to schlop on my penii than BVF has been able to muster up by the looks of that site of his.

And I wouldn't even have to pay them.

All I gotta do is figure out some way to get hard for them.

Hrmm.................
oooohh, CRY more fucking EMO wannabe.
If you have to use colored txt, stupid smiles and pretend to be gay before you can brand your own style - I would consider you a god damn failure.

You run a program; so what? even BATTS have a program cumming out, only one missing now is SpacedogCash.com

You have raised $20.000; so what? I'm here to make money to myself and my partners, not charity. I'm sure you think the $20.000 will benefit the community, but let me tell you something - it wont. VERY few people will get their hands on those $20.000 and it WONT be any hardworking webmasters.

.. only thing missing for you to have turned in to a complete stereotypes, is you admit to being a PETA member as well


GOD damm it i miss the time where Boneprone, Serge,DragonKing,Sleazy and TDF was posting...

Epic launced their board, and I fucking hope all the dramaidiots would merge over there and leave this bord to the webmasters and people with related services.

BVF 09-28-2006 11:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
BTW FYI FAQ FAG: I bet I could get better looking chicks to schlop on my penii than BVF has been able to muster up by the looks of that site of his.

And I wouldn't even have to pay them.

All I gotta do is figure out some way to get hard for them.

Hrmm.................
Flaming homosexuals always get the girls.....

Don't be mad TWAN! :1orglaugh

BVF 09-28-2006 11:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BVF
Don't be mad TWAN! :1orglaugh
http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/KevinGilvear/ILC2.jpg

TeaseumGirls 09-28-2006 12:05 PM
hahaha! all u need to do now is a gfy video with a starwars beginning...

polish_aristocrat 10-28-2006 01:11 PM
:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 10-28-2006 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11176001)
:thumbsup
.........

DjSap 10-28-2006 01:27 PM
good post indeed...

scottybuzz 10-28-2006 01:32 PM
now this thread is drama!

squishypimp 10-28-2006 01:38 PM
i agree with him.

jimthefiend 10-28-2006 01:39 PM
I got a mention, I'm happy.


I heart BVF. <---true story

OG LennyT 10-28-2006 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by squishypimp (Post 11176191)
i agree with him.
how can you agree you fucking retard


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