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V_RocKs 09-28-2006 04:19 AM

Texas Dreams in here now!
 
Telling people their mom deserves cancer is one thing...

But when Franck and Jimthefiend give No Carrier shit during a very sensitive and difficult time in his life, that is just fucking stupid and not needed.

Come on!

I don't ask for much, but a temporary ban to let both know this is bullshit is needed!

2pm EST just so they know it was dealt with... something!

Uncalled for... never been worse here in my GFY days... I am sure things have gone down before my time, but coooome on!

jasonir 09-28-2006 04:21 AM

Sig spot.

AmateurWealth 09-28-2006 04:21 AM

I am assuming you are demandin gthis because you OWN a % of this forum?

chaze 09-28-2006 04:23 AM

Mmmm wow, telling GFY how to run we are :error

V_RocKs 09-28-2006 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmateurWealth
I am assuming you are demandin gthis because you OWN a % of this forum?

If I got booted... ok.. no problem.. I spend a day a week here, might not even miss it.. Jim? He'd notice in 2 minutes.

Pure Evil 09-28-2006 04:35 AM

Batter dip the cranny axe



















in the gut locker

V_RocKs 09-28-2006 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
Batter dip the cranny axe


in the gut locker

You must be smarter than me because I have no idea what you just said!

Pure Evil 09-28-2006 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs
You must be smarter than me because I have no idea what you just said!

let me rephrase that





Cattle prod the oyster ditch



















with the lap rocket

OG LennyT 09-28-2006 04:45 AM

I'm sure he'll get right on it.

TexasDreams 09-28-2006 04:46 AM

Let's see, since Monday morning at 5:30am, till now here on Thrusday morning at 4:45am, I think I've had less than 6 hours total sleep.

In that same time frame have I, or anyone here at GFY issued demands on how you run your life on no sleep?

In that same time frame have I, or anyone here at GFY issued demands on how you run your business on no sleep?

I'm sorry that we can't be as perfect as you, and work 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 365.25 days per year. It must be really sweet to be perfect and without flaw.

For example,

New York City has one police officer for every 228 persons.
Chicago has one police officer for every 216 persons.
Philadelphia has one police officer for every 219 persons.
Los Angeles has one police officer for every 426 persons.

GFY has ONE active Admin/Mod for every 18,959 members.

And people wonder why we can't fix everything in seconds flat. :Oh crap

notabook 09-28-2006 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
let me rephrase that


Cattle prod the oyster ditch


with the lap rocket


http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3...eonheadkk0.gif

V_RocKs 09-28-2006 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
let me rephrase that


Cattle prod the oyster ditch


with the lap rocket


Seriously, do you even have ten fingers? Really, answer me this!

V_RocKs 09-28-2006 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
Let's see, since Monday morning at 5:30am, till now here on Thrusday morning at 4:45am, I think I've had less than 6 hours total sleep.

In that same time frame have I, or anyone here at GFY issued demands on how you run your life on no sleep?

In that same time frame have I, or anyone here at GFY issued demands on how you run your business on no sleep?

I'm sorry that we can't be as perfect as you, and work 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 365.25 days per year. It must be really sweet to be perfect and without flaw.

For example,

New York City has one police officer for every 228 persons.
Chicago has one police officer for every 216 persons.
Philadelphia has one police officer for every 219 persons.
Los Angeles has one police officer for every 426 persons.

GFY has ONE active Admin/Mod for every 18,959 members.

And people wonder why we can't fix everything in seconds flat. :Oh crap

I'll be your Huckleberry.

jasonir 09-28-2006 04:52 AM

I'm just glad V_RocKs isn't an admin. We need people like Franck and Jimthefiend around here to remind us that there's a wide spectrum of intelligence levels out there. Otherwise we might start making sites that cater to users who we assume can read.

Pure Evil 09-28-2006 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs
Seriously, do you even have ten fingers? Really, answer me this!

yes i do. ten toes as well. now your turn to answer. what the hell does the number of digits someone has have to do with anything? :eek7

Pure Evil 09-28-2006 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

christ people work with me here







Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

jasonir 09-28-2006 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
christ people work with me here







Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

I never liked that song.

notabook 09-28-2006 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
christ people work with me here

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/2907/qtribvx1.jpg

Pure Evil 09-28-2006 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonir
I never liked that song.

i think it grew on me once i started paying attention to the lyrics

jasonir 09-28-2006 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
i think it grew on me once i started paying attention to the lyrics

lol true that.

TexasDreams 09-28-2006 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
yes i do. ten toes as well. now your turn to answer. what the hell does the number of digits someone has have to do with anything? :eek7

If you had more "digits" it would make for a better grip on the FleshLight, and an increased coefficient of friction!!! :winkwink:

OG LennyT 09-28-2006 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lima Oscar Lima

Pure Evil 09-28-2006 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvd316
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lima Oscar Lima


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pure Evil 09-28-2006 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
If you had more "digits" it would make for a better grip on the FleshLight, and an increased coefficient of friction!!! :winkwink:

that sounds painful yet exciting at the same time :1orglaugh :thumbsup

V_RocKs 09-28-2006 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
yes i do. ten toes as well. now your turn to answer. what the hell does the number of digits someone has have to do with anything? :eek7

Good shove them all up your ass and tell me what sound it makes, then you can know the rest of the riddle.

Dirty F 09-28-2006 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs
Telling people their mom deserves cancer is one thing...

But when Franck and Jimthefiend give No Carrier shit during a very sensitive and difficult time in his life, that is just fucking stupid and not needed.

Come on!

I don't ask for much, but a temporary ban to let both know this is bullshit is needed!

2pm EST just so they know it was dealt with... something!

Uncalled for... never been worse here in my GFY days... I am sure things have gone down before my time, but coooome on!

If you think i gave him shit then you are a retard. Idiot.

gooddomains 09-28-2006 05:30 AM

we need more peace

OG LennyT 09-28-2006 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs
Good shove them all up your ass and tell me what sound it makes, then you can know the rest of the riddle.

No need to be a dickhead :helpme

Pure Evil 09-28-2006 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs
Good shove them all up your ass and tell me what sound it makes, then you can know the rest of the riddle.

well i make it a rule not to shove things up my ass so thats a no go but i have seen alot of fisting and double fisting videos and barring some huge secret conspiracy it doesn't make any sound. are you the only "special" person in your immediate family?

borked 09-28-2006 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
If you had more "digits" it would make for a better grip on the FleshLight, and an increased coefficient of friction!!! :winkwink:


Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
The coefficient of friction takes sliding and static friction seperately.
Sliding friction does not depend on the size of the contact area and so the force of friction does not vary with the area of contact between the two objects.

Everyone with a felchlight has the same coefficient of friction, whether they have a 2 inch dick and 6 fingers, or a 12 inch donger and an extra digit.


Nice try tho :thumbsup

Aneros Josh 09-28-2006 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
Mmmm wow, telling GFY how to run we are :error

Sounds like Doggie Yoda

http://josh.fleshlight.com/dogyoda.jpg

Phoenix 09-28-2006 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonir
I'm just glad V_RocKs isn't an admin. We need people like Franck and Jimthefiend around here to remind us that there's a wide spectrum of intelligence levels out there. Otherwise we might start making sites that cater to users who we assume can read.


hehe..nice

NoWhErE 09-28-2006 10:31 AM

THats GFY for ya...

sigwhores like squishypimp and madawgz continue their annoying ways completely unabated. Trolls continue to do their shit with a small slap on the wrist from time to time and people trying to redeem themselves get banned.


now THATS quality control folks! :winkwink:

tranza 09-28-2006 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs
If I got booted... ok.. no problem.. I spend a day a week here, might not even miss it.. Jim? He'd notice in 2 minutes.

True.......

SmokeyTheBear 09-28-2006 10:55 AM

i have to agree that theres got to be a line somewhere... jimthefiends comments regarding nocarriers son were absolutley disgusting. I'm not sure if they crossed the gfy line but they crossed my line. hopefully something can be done to clarify what that line is.. The rules state that personal attacks are not acceptable , i'm not sure why this rule continues to be violated again and again.. And im not claiming i'm an angel and haven't said things about people personally , but some people seem to make it their mission to slam people.. and when they do it breeds a climate for others to behave the same way..

RuthB 09-28-2006 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh

:1orglaugh OMG that is SO creative! :1orglaugh

Phoenix 09-28-2006 11:29 AM

nothing willbe done..jim the fiend makes physical threats of violence here all the time..personally insults peoples wifes and kids and gets away with it.

there is only one solution to that

OG LennyT 09-28-2006 11:35 AM

http://josh.fleshlight.com/dogyoda.jpg

thats an awesome pic!

LMAO


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