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After Shock Media 09-27-2006 06:12 PM

Ok America is officially starting to piss me the fuck off.
 
Gawd fucking damn it. The damn Government needs to spend a few fucking hundred million of bucks on prime time public service commercials explaining to people about personal responsibility. Yes PRIMETIME TV SLOTS! I do not care how fucking much it costs.

I knew shit was going downhill with the damn cigarette shit. Now cities want to fucking prohibit restaurants from serving certain types of fats.

This shit is going way to damn far.

You smoke, you get lung issues, you deal with it.
You over eat or eat bad shit, you get fat, have heart issues, etc you deal with it.
You want someone to take a shit on your chest in your bedroom, you pay extra and live with being a pervert, its your damn choice and your room.

I am fucking sick of seeing this beverage is hot, when you order something hot. I am sick of seeing some fucking warning label not to use my blow dryer while in the shower. Fuck it all. If your that stupid it is your own damn fault, deal with it.

Why of all the possible fucking science fiction movies that could of ended up being our future, some how the everyone has decided they want to go with the first half of demolition man.

fallenmuffin 09-27-2006 06:17 PM

It's their way to restrict our freedom. They shovel so much god damn propaganda down our throats then make the changes. Companies profit, the sheep think they're safe. Soon it will be.. "everyone wear this grey suite and follow bush into the promise land" :/

shake 09-27-2006 06:20 PM

I agree. At some point people need to take responsibility for their own actions

Fresh 09-27-2006 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Why of all the possible fucking science fiction movies that could of ended up being our future, some how the everyone has decided they want to go with the first half of demolition man.

first off, this sentance fuckin killed me! Im still laughing.

I totally agree with your entire post except for the blowdrier part. yes, some people really are that fuckin stupid.

Banning certain foods because they are too fatening is absolutely stupid. I weigh 160 lbs. and I like eating food that tastes fuckin GOOD! Just because some fat twat cant control himself, dose NOT fuckin mean I need to be deprived from foods I like to eat. Nice thread.

After Shock Media 09-27-2006 06:22 PM

If this crap passes I think it may push me to travel to NY, strip naked, cover myself in trans fat, enter a restaurant while smoking a cigarette and tossing fresh spinach leaves that were grown in Salinas all over people. Then bend over and show everyone the new tattoo of muhammad I had done on my ass

fallenmuffin 09-27-2006 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
If this crap passes I think it may push me to travel to NY, strip naked, cover myself in trans fat, enter a restaurant while smoking a cigarette and tossing fresh spinach leaves that were grown in Salinas all over people. Then bend over and show everyone the new tattoo of muhammad I had done on my ass

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ... I love you dude

scotty2hotty1111 09-27-2006 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
show everyone the new tattoo of muhammad I had done on my ass

......... :)

After Shock Media 09-27-2006 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Guru

I totally agree with your entire post except for the blowdrier part. yes, some people really are that fuckin stupid.

fuck them they die. Yippie for humanity, hopefully they fried themselves before they bred.

You know Darwinism and all, survival of the fittest.

Oh and if you Bush people have issue with that.

Doesn't God forgive the meek, the children, and the retards or something? All is good right, they got to meet god faster and all, you should be happy for them.

Sly 09-27-2006 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
It's their way to restrict our freedom. They shovel so much god damn propaganda down our throats then make the changes. Companies profit, the sheep think they're safe. Soon it will be.. "everyone wear this grey suite and follow bush into the promise land" :/

Uh, no it isn't.

The problem is exactly what ASM said. People fail to accept personal responsibilities for their actions and instead want to blame others so they can sue them and win.

It has nothing to do with Bush and religious propaganda, lol. Cities get sued from some dip shit over something ridiculous and have no other option but to pass legislation to prevent that from happening again or they'll REALLY get whacked.

Schools and teachers are the perfect example. Teachers can't punish students because mommy would never believe her little angel was a total brat. School district gets sued. Stupid laws come in place.

BusterBunny 09-27-2006 06:33 PM

after shock media you have been fined one credit for violation of the verbal code.....

Sly 09-27-2006 06:33 PM

A woman sued McDonald's for millions of dollars because guess what... coffee is hot! Millions of dollars! Fuck, I would have been happy with an apology and ecstatic if they bought me a new pair of pants.

tony286 09-27-2006 06:35 PM

I agree there are better things they could do with the money

Sly 09-27-2006 06:36 PM

Nabisco was sued because Oreo's aren't healthy.

I can just picture it. Some white trash whore of a mom in Arkansas fed her 3 little shitheads Oreo's for lunch every day and Shithead #2 develops diabetes.

"Dar, dey always show dem yummy Oryooo's on da tele, I din't know dey waz bad fer muh chillen'!"

notabook 09-27-2006 06:37 PM

I agree completely. I’m a huge believer in personal responsibility as well as the belief that a consenting adult should be able to do *ANYTHING* with his or her body as long as his or her actions does not effect another human beings health. Want to ride in YOUR CAR without a seat belt? Sorry, no can do! It’s against the law in the majority of states (if not all now). Want to commit suicide? You couldn’t “legally” prior to 61, it was fucking illegal to kill yourself, how retarded is that?

It’s just fucking pitiful the amount of laws we have against free will in this fucking country.

After Shock Media 09-27-2006 06:38 PM

While I am at it I need to let something else off of my chest.

Odds are your child is not special unless it rides a damn yellow bus to school. Though I am pretty sure that is not the special you desire to have associated with the fruit of your forgetfulness to use birth control.

Nor are they miracles, you fucked, someone got pregnant, you had a kid. Trust me there is no miracle about it and if you disagree my former cat needs to be granted sainthood then.

They also should not be your best friend, and they will and should loose. Not everyone comes in first place. Life is full of disappointment and not winning. Stop prepping them to think everything is fair and that there are no winners and losers as long as everyone plays. Everyone should not get fucking trophies for just showing up. People must realize that these kids will grow up expecting the same damn shit. Sure some may adjust and well others will get picked on or rejected by some chick and then use up valuable news coverage while they shoot up some school. Life is cruel, teach them that sooner please.

UniversalPass Pete 09-27-2006 06:41 PM

It is fucking lame! Prople have no fucking slef control! everything in moderation is ok, sad part is people take it to extremes!

Then you get a few Assfuck lawyers who think they have a case against a fast food chain for some obese fat ass!, sue and win! (or settle, even worse!) It's all more or less downhill like you said from there.:upsidedow

baddog 09-27-2006 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly
"Dar, dey always show dem yummy Oryooo's on da tele, I din't know dey waz bad fer muh chillen'!"


I would have loved to have seen you try to get that in your voice recognition software :1orglaugh

Sly 09-27-2006 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
While I am at it I need to let something else off of my chest.

Odds are your child is not special unless it rides a damn yellow bus to school. Though I am pretty sure that is not the special you desire to have associated with the fruit of your forgetfulness to use birth control.

Nor are they miracles, you fucked, someone got pregnant, you had a kid. Trust me there is no miracle about it and if you disagree my former cat needs to be granted sainthood then.

They also should not be your best friend, and they will and should loose. Not everyone comes in first place. Life is full of disappointment and not winning. Stop prepping them to think everything is fair and that there are no winners and losers as long as everyone plays. Everyone should not get fucking trophies for just showing up. People must realize that these kids will grow up expecting the same damn shit. Sure some may adjust and well others will get picked on or rejected by some chick and then use up valuable news coverage while they shoot up some school. Life is cruel, teach them that sooner please.

Woah! Are you trying to tell me life isn't "fair"?

By the way, I rode the short bus. I *AM* special.

After Shock Media 09-27-2006 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly
Woah! Are you trying to tell me life isn't "fair"?

By the way, I rode the short bus. I *AM* special.

You are special and yes your and my life is fair. We happened to get the shit end of the stick. Whoo hoo... Shit happens.

Light bulb moment.

I propose the US Government goes back to the moon, spends a few billion dollars and digs a fucking series of trenches and whatnot so that the entire world can read that message. Shit happens! Hell if they want they can add some fine print only readable by a telescope that explains your personal responsibilities and that the moon revolves around the earth and not you dickhead.

Mike AI 09-27-2006 06:55 PM

Blame the lawyers and the legal system. We desperately need tort reform, or else the jackels will eat us all.

12clicks 09-27-2006 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Gawd fucking damn it. The damn Government needs to spend a few fucking hundred million of bucks on prime time public service commercials explaining to people about personal responsibility. Yes PRIMETIME TV SLOTS! I do not care how fucking much it costs.

I knew shit was going downhill with the damn cigarette shit. Now cities want to fucking prohibit restaurants from serving certain types of fats.

This shit is going way to damn far.

You smoke, you get lung issues, you deal with it.
You over eat or eat bad shit, you get fat, have heart issues, etc you deal with it.
You want someone to take a shit on your chest in your bedroom, you pay extra and live with being a pervert, its your damn choice and your room.

I am fucking sick of seeing this beverage is hot, when you order something hot. I am sick of seeing some fucking warning label not to use my blow dryer while in the shower. Fuck it all. If your that stupid it is your own damn fault, deal with it.

Why of all the possible fucking science fiction movies that could of ended up being our future, some how the everyone has decided they want to go with the first half of demolition man.

no offense but I'll bet your the same guy who always votes liberal. :winkwink:

GigoloMason 09-27-2006 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
A woman sued McDonald's for millions of dollars because guess what... coffee is hot! Millions of dollars! Fuck, I would have been happy with an apology and ecstatic if they bought me a new pair of pants.

Funny thing about you choosing that particular case is it actaully had some merit if you actually bothered to read it. Which I'm sure you didn't this being GFY and all.

After Shock Media 09-27-2006 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks
no offense but I'll bet your the same guy who always votes liberal. :winkwink:

I actually am independent and vote issue by issue.

Lets see I do not support teachers unions. I want to fire most of their asses and make them earn on performance.
I want stronger welfare reform.
I want all drugs decriminalized.
I want equal air time for all politicians, no more paid spots.
I want real political debates, no set questions, no two party bs.
I want most old school conservatism's ideals. Keep the Government small and out of our shit.

I could go on... Am I liberal?

Sly 09-27-2006 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by GigoloMason
Funny thing about you choosing that particular case is it actaully had some merit if you actually bothered to read it. Which I'm sure you didn't this being GFY and all.

No, actually I did. I don't remember the full details, but something about that particular location had several issues in the past regarding heat. So the several million dollar judgment had a lot to do with them never fixing the problem.

It was more of a general rant than factual. :winkwink:

GigoloMason 09-27-2006 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly
No, actually I did. I don't remember the full details, but something about that particular location had several issues in the past regarding heat. So the several million dollar judgment had a lot to do with them never fixing the problem.

It was more of a general rant than factual. :winkwink:

hehe yea, getting kinda burnt was one thing but she had like massive second degree burns etc + yea it was an ongoing problem there hehe

That said tort reform = so much needed in this country. Sorry for coming off pissy btw I jsut read my own post lol.. I'ma dick!

Furious_Female 09-27-2006 07:23 PM

This thread should be a sticky... I fuckin LOVE it :1orglaugh :thumbsup

stickyfingerz 09-27-2006 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
I actually am independent and vote issue by issue.

Lets see I do not support teachers unions. I want to fire most of their asses and make them earn on performance.
I want stronger welfare reform.
I want all drugs decriminalized.
I want equal air time for all politicians, no more paid spots.
I want real political debates, no set questions, no two party bs.
I want most old school conservatism's ideals. Keep the Government small and out of our shit.

I could go on... Am I liberal?

I agree on all of those points, cept you left out legalize prostitution. :winkwink:

After Shock Media 09-27-2006 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GigoloMason
hehe yea, getting kinda burnt was one thing but she had like massive second degree burns etc + yea it was an ongoing problem there hehe

That said tort reform = so much needed in this country. Sorry for coming off pissy btw I jsut read my own post lol.. I'ma dick!

Be pissy, I want it. I want everyone to feel as I do right now. I am just pissed in general and this is my official pissed off thread for today.

Argue, debate, call me a fuckstained cumwad, I want anger, I want chaos, I want people to voice their opinions and get it off of their chest.

OG LennyT 09-27-2006 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ... I love you dude


how am I not surprised you said that after he mentioned a tattoo on his ass?

bl4h 09-27-2006 07:29 PM

Yeah well we pay for other peoples bad choices. FOr example all the fat fucks who are getting disability from the government. All the fat welfare people who dont have the energy to work a real job. All the people with health issues that we end up paying for be it through taxes or high insurance rates.

etc etc etc

After Shock Media 09-27-2006 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
I agree on all of those points, cept you left out legalize prostitution. :winkwink:

I said I could go on.

Women should be able to charge, men should be able to charge.
Homos should be allowed to get married and adopt without issue.
People should need to pass a test to have a kid... ok maybe that is to far but fuck them I am sick of idiots breeding.
I shouldnt have to pay certain taxes just because I own a fucking home or few.
Churches should have no issue talking politics if they want and not have to face IRS crap.

spunkmaster 09-27-2006 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
A woman sued McDonald's for millions of dollars because guess what... coffee is hot! Millions of dollars! Fuck, I would have been happy with an apology and ecstatic if they bought me a new pair of pants.

The facts on this was that this was actually the second time MacD's got sued for this and the first time they paid a small amount and agreed to lower the temp of the coffee and get better cups etc..

They didn't do what they agreed to in the first lawsuit so the Jury put the slap down on them.

Halcyon 09-27-2006 07:39 PM

Bullshit. I thought this was Land of the FREE...not Land of the SAFE.

Solid Bob 09-27-2006 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru
first off, this sentance fuckin killed me! Im still laughing.

I totally agree with your entire post except for the blowdrier part. yes, some people really are that fuckin stupid.

Banning certain foods because they are too fatening is absolutely stupid. I weigh 160 lbs. and I like eating food that tastes fuckin GOOD! Just because some fat twat cant control himself, dose NOT fuckin mean I need to be deprived from foods I like to eat. Nice thread.

Come on man, it's a thyroid problem and they can't go running because they will hurt themselves! It's nobodies fault when they are fat so we have to save them from their own stupid selves. :thumbsup

Scootermuze 09-27-2006 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GigoloMason
hehe yea, getting kinda burnt was one thing but she had like massive second degree burns etc + yea it was an ongoing problem there hehe

The bad burns were from her panty hose melting, which made it something else and not just the coffee..

True, the coffee caused the melting, but that's what caused the severity..

However.. anyone who would put a styrofoam cup full of hot coffee between their legs while trying to drive isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer anyway...

monimichaels 09-27-2006 07:44 PM

If you look through history, we are just another country going down. It has been proven that the votes do not count. The Lobbyists are the makers of Law. They put the politicians up. And we get to supposibly vote for the best of how many evils! There is no freedom. We are told what to do in every aspect of our lives it seems. Don't get me started!
Moni Michaels

Serge Litehead 09-27-2006 07:45 PM

i get a feeling that with more time passes, USA becomes more like USSR - where everyone will be just like everyone else, and god forbid you don't fit in. everyone reporting on everyone else; dont look at women - you're sexually harassing them. dont spank kids - they will put you behind bars for life. dont do this dont do that.
problem with this country now people got all too comfortable and lazy and it will drive this country to shithole. alot of people can't take care of themselves and their health. everyone glued to TVs (general population) and jackass will replace statue of liberty and become a new symbolic icon representing USA to the rest of the world.

the land of the free was left behind somewhere in the past not so long ago.
russia has more freedoms now and more culture, seriously.

E$_manager 09-27-2006 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by spunkmaster
The facts on this was that this was actually the second time MacD's got sued for this and the first time they paid a small amount and agreed to lower the temp of the coffee and get better cups etc..

They didn't do what they agreed to in the first lawsuit so the Jury put the slap down on them.

Still it is a strange case. Just as strange as suing for not putting into instruction of using microvawe oven, the prohibition of putting the kittens into it. But i don't know in what country it happened. But the lady won some money as well.

Vendzilla 09-27-2006 08:25 PM

next a government bill will be passed that takes away our right to vote in the sub text

aico 09-27-2006 08:29 PM

I personally blame it all on Fox News, specifically Bill O'Reilly & Greta Van Faceplant.

HomoErectus 09-27-2006 09:50 PM

Oh ive been preaching about all this bullshit going on in this country for years. This next lil story ima link you too will piss u off even more, In Chicago they have banned Fois Gras, (duck liver), cause of the animal activists.. tell me this isnt some total bullshit. I do not support indivudual communities writing thier own "ordinances", and I certainly do not agree with this ban on a food only because of a select hand full of bleeding heart two-faced cunt rags do not like Fois Gras... the point is, if you let this rediculous bullshit pass, WHATS NEXT? When do the majority of us ( the ones who bitch about this kinda bullshit) stand up and say enough and fucking ENOUGH!?

read the story here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14341966/

OG LennyT 09-27-2006 09:52 PM

you could always leave... theres many other countries to live in.

marketsmart 09-27-2006 09:53 PM

you seem to be in a bad mood today...

L-Pink 09-27-2006 09:54 PM

I blame it on soccer mom's ......

SmutGiant 09-27-2006 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media
If this crap passes I think it may push me to travel to NY, strip naked, cover myself in trans fat, enter a restaurant while smoking a cigarette and tossing fresh spinach leaves that were grown in Salinas all over people. Then bend over and show everyone the new tattoo of muhammad I had done on my ass

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ... stop it, you're making me hungry :eatmouse

SmutGiant 09-27-2006 10:06 PM

blame canada!

After Shock Media 09-28-2006 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvd316
you could always leave... theres many other countries to live in.

That is always a standard no brain style response and reaction. Of course I could always leave, though they make sure I have a bunch of damn hoops to jump through as well in order to leave.

The issue is why in the hell should I have to. I have every right to bitch and complain about any thing I feel like in and about what is happening in this country. Well at least for now I do, I am sure somewhere somebody is working on some way to prevent me from doing that as well. First it will start that I will have to do my bitching and complaining in a special roped off bitching zone at least three hundred feet from anyone who may be offended by what I may or may not say.

I can love the idea of America and still hate what has happened to that idea and the people who are behind it.

By all accounts I am the ideal little citizen. I vote in every election and not just the ones for president either. I serve in jury duty almost every year when they call upon me to do so. I pay my taxes, even the ones that I feel are complete bullshit. I also do my most important duty of a citizen that gets me in the most trouble, I voice my opinion, I criticize, and bitch about anything and everything I feel is wrong with the current idea of America and the Americans responsible for it.

What scares me though is that my childhood role model and person I looked up to throughout my life would by all accounts be labeled unpatriotic and very possibly be either in jail, assassinated, deported, or at very least be on a Government watch list in today's America, and a good majority of other Americans would also support such actions. That man of course happened to be Thomas Jefferson.

My other real American hero's such as Ezell A. Blair, Jr., Franklin E. McCain, Joseph A. McNeil, David L. Richmond, Lenny Bruce, Martin Luther King, Rosa Parks, Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Guelma Mc Lean, Hannah Mosher, Tatanka Iyotake, and many others. Oddly enough they all share a similar threads, one that I attached onto early on in life. Thankfully I had great grandparents who turned me on to these people and parents that helped me research and understand what I could find out about them.

The madness and apathy should stop. The citizens of this country need to stand up and let the world know that they are sick and fucking tired of the bastardisation of the current idea of what America has become.

ColBigBalls 09-28-2006 11:51 AM

So your saying people should take responsobility for the actions?

That's preposterous!

:anon

thebossxxx 09-28-2006 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Nabisco was sued because Oreo's aren't healthy.

I can just picture it. Some white trash whore of a mom in Arkansas fed her 3 little shitheads Oreo's for lunch every day and Shithead #2 develops diabetes.

"Dar, dey always show dem yummy Oryooo's on da tele, I din't know dey waz bad fer muh chillen'!"

The lawyers will go wherever the money is and Poster is right things are getting out of hand...

As for warning labels your average person is stupid so.......

ADL Colin 09-28-2006 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Why of all the possible fucking science fiction movies that could of ended up being our future, some how the everyone has decided they want to go with the first half of demolition man.


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