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Firehorse 06-27-2002 04:30 AM

I need penis shrinking pills! Warning sexually explicit image!!
 
Help me pls I am not joking (much) I need penis shrinking pills...it's like seeing weight loss adds when your not fat....who needs penis enhancement? lol

Every time I have sex with my wife it keeps getting bigger, i am happy with this but where will it stop. I don't want to upset it.lmao

It used to be a problem when I was single, when it was much smaller.. i got excited one day standing in fron of the mirror i took all my clothes off and grabbed hold and tug tug tug suddenly I let go put my hands in the air thinking look ma no hands and i got black eyes all over my body. Beat the beast.

I am really fortunate to be married I bruise easily. lmao

*****credibilty disclaimer*****

the above is supposedly fictituous & humorous :Graucho
http://www.sexcontents.com/dakota/firehorse.jpg

any sugestions on penis reduction appreciated!!!

Brown Bear 06-27-2002 04:33 AM

Please open a dictionary and read the definition of humor.

Firehorse 06-27-2002 04:40 AM

Exchange the word humor for light hearted.

Anyway had lots of fun in the pic.

Was trying to make fun of something ppl seem to be so serious about half of the time.

Humor is like beauty in the eye and mind of the beholder.

"Funny is an attitude." - Flip Wilson - not found in dictionary
:)

=^..^= 06-27-2002 05:47 AM

yes pleez somebody pleez help
I don't know how much more I can take

FreeOnes 06-27-2002 06:22 AM

Kitty only does anal :Graucho

=^..^= 06-27-2002 06:51 AM

Then how did Firehorse get me pregnant???? :1orglaugh

RW316 06-27-2002 06:55 AM

i suggest u ice your balls and cut it off.

Firehorse 06-27-2002 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeones
Kitty only does anal :Graucho
Yes I love it when she goes all anal on me! :thumbsup

Yes she normally does anal on me however I did convert her for the shoot we did together in our lounge room then she went anal on me, oops my cock i mean again.
There is just no stopping my wife with my cock,
she thinks she owns it, truth be told she does.

Kitty can get it to do stuff it didn't know it cld do!!!:helpme

Firehorse 06-27-2002 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RW316
i suggest u ice your balls and cut it off.
party ice???? :winkwink:

Firehorse 06-27-2002 07:25 AM

i had the above pic posted at rate the webmaster. Unlike i am in the pic i was top of the ratings there for about a week
..approx 800 votes.

Each and every one of those votes made me feel like ppl were perceiving me sexually,(so i removed it alltogether from rate the webmaster) not for the serious and sensitive individual i am. lmao

hahahahahahahahahaha did i say hahahahah? still lmao:rasta

Paul Markham 06-27-2002 07:38 AM

I suppose with the schools off for the summer we can expect a lot of this in the future.

Don't let your parents catch you.

Oh yes, it's a crap picture. Learn how to shoot before you spam the boards.:BangBang:

Firehorse 06-27-2002 07:48 AM

i guess that's why i have sold so many sets in the past 3 days.

Sex with someone you love other than yourself..you shld try it charly and not every one is shooting for a magazine type audience ever heard of amateur niche..me thinks according to the statitiscian it is one of the highest converting niches.

Also I didn't take the pic i was the one with the big dick. hehe oh charly charly.

You shoot nice pics maybe you cld fly over here and take the next ones for us?

Did i say we cater for ppl who love to buy the pics and did buy them???

Without choice there wld be no freedom, not to mention no industry.

I thought this pic wld make yours look better. I aim to pls you. lmao


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