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Yngwie 09-24-2006 06:54 PM

TEST: If someone can make me 10 sales a day, everyday....
 
I will give you HALF of my earnings. I tell you the sponsor to promote (in this case they pay $40/signup) you make me 10 sales a day and every 2 weeks that would make ya $3000.. $6000/month.. Who's game?

figured I'd try something different :)

KrisKross 09-24-2006 06:55 PM

Why wouldn't I send the sales myself and keep 100% of the earning?

Yngwie 09-24-2006 06:56 PM

it was just a thought.. that's all.

Yngwie 09-24-2006 06:58 PM

hell, after the 1st month of 10 sales a day I would throw in some hosting on your own dedicated server paid by me with my share.

Pornwolf 09-24-2006 06:58 PM

Hmm, Team Yngwie?

Yngwie 09-24-2006 06:59 PM

and the hosting would be paid by me as long as the 10 sales a day keep coming.. Yyou make more then 10 you make more of course.

Yngwie 09-24-2006 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
Hmm, Team Yngwie?

I guess you can say that.. would help everyone involved.

Yngwie 09-24-2006 07:02 PM

I was just thinking outloud.. I'm sure no one will take me up on this, but you never know.

Phoenix 09-24-2006 07:03 PM

ill buy them a hooker

Damian_Maxcash 09-24-2006 07:04 PM

Im missing something....

Yngwie 09-24-2006 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
Im missing something....


what are you missing?

Varius 09-24-2006 07:07 PM

I don't see how that can work - so someone would give up $6000/month just to find out what program you recommend they use (and maybe some hosting) ?? :error

I just don't see the logic....

Now if you gave free hosting to someone who could send 10 sales a day, along with great tips and such to push a certain program as long as they signup under you, that coudl work and I suspect many people do that (ie. help their referrals make more cash so they mak more). :2 cents:

Yngwie 09-24-2006 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
I don't see how that can work - so someone would give up $6000/month just to find out what program you recommend they use (and maybe some hosting) ?? :error

I just don't see the logic....

Now if you gave free hosting to someone who could send 10 sales a day, along with great tips and such to push a certain program as long as they signup under you, that coudl work and I suspect many people do that (ie. help their referrals make more cash so they mak more). :2 cents:

was just a thought to help me get back on my feet.. If I could I would offer a much better deal.. Like I said I was just thinking outloud.

Damian_Maxcash 09-24-2006 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie
what are you missing?


All of it to be honest :upsidedow

I have read it 3 times and I cant see the point of it all.

Perhaps I need some more coffee.

MarkMan 09-24-2006 07:16 PM

Yngwie, think what you are asking for.

someone might F you over with that deal, sending you 10 bull shit sales a day, you paying them what you do, then when someone gets in shit .. it will be you not them :)

bad idea for both sides from the way i see it

Beejeebers 09-24-2006 07:18 PM

Cocaine is one helluva drug...

Pointless 09-24-2006 07:21 PM

damn ppl are getting lazy

squishypimp 09-24-2006 07:23 PM

bump for this guy :)

Pointless 09-24-2006 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp
bump for this guy :)


mate you should get a post bot

it would post thoughts with more substance

cess 09-24-2006 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beejeebers
Cocaine is one helluva drug...

:winkwink:

Yngwie 09-24-2006 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkMan
Yngwie, think what you are asking for.

someone might F you over with that deal, sending you 10 bull shit sales a day, you paying them what you do, then when someone gets in shit .. it will be you not them :)

bad idea for both sides from the way i see it

true enough.. for something like this it would need to be someone that is honest and can have people well known in the industry to back them up.. Then again, those people would not want to take part in something like this. Never said it was a great idea lol..

I was just looking as a job paid by comission.. you get hired by someone and they pay you a %'s based on your performance. In this case 50% of whatever is made. I know that I can be trusted, but I see your point.

Yngwie 09-24-2006 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pointless
damn ppl are getting lazy

lazy? I never said I would stop working. I would continue to work. Only this time I would use a lot of the money of my share to increase earnings unlike what I did many years ago. I'm trying to find as many ways to make as much as possible. I can't do it alone so help is always good. Which is where this idea came from.. May not sound like the greatest idea, but it's better than some that I've seen over the years.

Just figured I'd throw it out publically instead of just thinking about it. may just get me as far as only thinking about it, but I have nothing to lose.

Pointless 09-24-2006 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie
lazy? I never said I would stop working. I would continue to work. Only this time I would use a lot of the money of my share to increase earnings unlike what I did many years ago. I'm trying to find as many ways to make as much as possible. I can't do it alone so help is always good. Which is where this idea came from.. May not sound like the greatest idea, but it's better than some that I've seen over the years.

Just figured I'd throw it out publically instead of just thinking about it. may just get me as far as only thinking about it, but I have nothing to lose.

yeah lazy...

50% of earnings for doing what exactly. Pointing someone to a sponsor. maybe hosting?

Some thoughts are best kept to ones self

Yngwie 09-24-2006 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pointless
yeah lazy...

50% of earnings for doing what exactly. Pointing someone to a sponsor. maybe hosting?

Some thoughts are best kept to ones self

think what you want. I don't really care.

circlekhabib 09-24-2006 07:43 PM

us ten plus a day peeps don't need no free bullshit nor want it.
herd sheep somewhere else idiot
fuck you

E$_manager 09-24-2006 07:46 PM

Nice deal you are proposing.

bl4h 09-24-2006 07:54 PM

what the fuck? Why would someone make 10 sales a day for you and make 50%, when they can make 10 sales for themself and make 100%

jesus christ i cant believe i work amongst some of you..

i feel like shit now

Pointless 09-24-2006 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
Nice deal you are proposing.

what deal?

its fucking idiotic

Agent 488 09-24-2006 07:57 PM

that's the dumbest thing i read/heard/seen all day - no small feat in a world filled with mouth breathing morons.

Yngwie 09-24-2006 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by circlekhabib
us ten plus a day peeps don't need no free bullshit nor want it.
herd sheep somewhere else idiot
fuck you

oh sorry master. I didn't mean to insult your high intellect.. I said it was just a fucking idea so why don't you just shut your fucking pie hole. I didn't come on here forcing anyone to do anything.. It was just a idea.. Wether it was good or bad makes no difference. If I had say that whover would send me 10 sales a day gets nothing than I would deserve being called an idiot, told to fuck off or whatever else.

Sorry for even bringing this up. I guess that by now I should have known that the majority of people in this industry are not willing to help unless you kiss their dirty asses and pay them all the money in the world.. Ah well, ideas are bad no matter what they are so I won't mention anymore idea no matter what they are.

And I will repeat AGAIN

IT
WAS
JUST
AN
IDEA!

maybe not a great one, but who the fuck cares?

nikki99 09-24-2006 08:00 PM

hello Yngwie are ya been?

Yngwie 09-24-2006 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99
hello Yngwie are ya been?

been not to bad

Yngwie 09-24-2006 08:13 PM

I guess it wouldn't have been enough to just say "no Yngwie, that idea is no good".. No, of course that's not good enough.. You have to try to insult and belittle a person just because their idea wasn't so great.. Well excuse the fuck out of me. I bet all your ideas were great ones.. Ya, sure.

did I ever say that it was a great idea? NO! Did I say that someone has to take me up on this? NO!

so shut the fuck up!

I don't care if this 1 idea was crap. I just hate that people can't just say "no" instead of insulting the person and trying to make them look like they are worth shit. Well, one day, those of you that do that shit will get what you deserve and guess what? People will not give a shit.

I don't care that this idea sucked. I don't care that no one takes me up on this. If it bothered me so much don't you think I'd be trying harder to get people to go for it? Fuck! Some people must have something stuck up their asses.

All I know is that I will NEVER start a thread with an idea even if it's an awesome idea. I will keep it to myself. Back to work I go. Feel free to keep insulting my stupid idea or insulting me.. I couldn't care less.

Roald 09-24-2006 08:43 PM

What the.......?

lol nevermind

stev0 09-24-2006 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
I don't see how that can work - so someone would give up $6000/month just to find out what program you recommend they use (and maybe some hosting) ?? :error

I just don't see the logic....

Now if you gave free hosting to someone who could send 10 sales a day, along with great tips and such to push a certain program as long as they signup under you, that coudl work and I suspect many people do that (ie. help their referrals make more cash so they mak more). :2 cents:

I would certainly hope someone sending 10 sales per day to a single affiliate program could afford their own hosting..

Wiggles 09-24-2006 08:48 PM

someone do this for me too, but you have to pay for hosting though :)

RogerV 09-24-2006 08:57 PM

i'll pay you 3k a month if you can get 10 webmasters to send us 10 sales a day

how do you like this deal

spooky181 09-24-2006 09:07 PM

Logic + common sense = never coming up with pointless ideas...:upsidedow

Yngwie 09-24-2006 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spooky181
Logic + common sense = never coming up with pointless ideas...:upsidedow

hey, it was worth throwing it out for the hell of it lol

as I said, never said it was a good idea :)

Sly 09-24-2006 09:42 PM

Hey, here's an idea. Change the "Pay To" account and address with all of your sponsors to mine. Once I get the checks, I'll cash and send you a money order for 75% of the total amount. I'll even give you a great discount on hosting.

A much better deal. Anyone who's interested let me know and we'll get started right away!

Barefootsies 09-24-2006 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pointless
what deal?

its fucking idiotic

Almost as idiotic as flying an iBill sig.

:winkwink:

Yngwie 09-24-2006 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Hey, here's an idea. Change the "Pay To" account and address with all of your sponsors to mine. Once I get the checks, I'll cash and send you a money order for 75% of the total amount. I'll even give you a great discount on hosting.

A much better deal. Anyone who's interested let me know and we'll get started right away!

I get it, it was a shitty idea..

Yngwie 09-24-2006 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies
Almost as idiotic as flying an iBill sig.

:winkwink:

actually, at least my idea would make you money while using ibill would make you a big fat 0 lol

madawgz 09-24-2006 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beejeebers
Cocaine is one helluva drug...

haha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

spooky181 09-24-2006 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie
hey, it was worth throwing it out for the hell of it lol

as I said, never said it was a good idea :)

Cant you see it's not even an idea. You may as well change your title to.

TEST: Could someone give me money.

Matt 26z 09-24-2006 11:09 PM

It's been 4 hours since you posted this. Have you come down off your crack high yet?

Yngwie 09-24-2006 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spooky181
Cant you see it's not even an idea. You may as well change your title to.

TEST: Could someone give me money.

ya ya, I get it... I have more work to do so I am letting this thread die now.

Yngwie 09-24-2006 11:13 PM

I'm probably one of the VERY few webmasters that doesn't do any drugs.. not even pot. so ya, the idea was stupid.. I get it.. Now let the thread die..

spooky181 09-25-2006 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie
I'm probably one of the VERY few webmasters that doesn't do any drugs.. not even pot. so ya, the idea was stupid.. I get it.. Now let the thread die..

No...........

circlekhabib 09-25-2006 01:23 AM

Quote:

I said it was just a fucking idea so why don't you just shut your fucking pie hole
soon as you shut yours. what you did is a piss poor attempt at typical gfy
sheep wrangling based on your so called notoriety or post count or that
your a standup guy. now it's backfired and you realize, gee I still suck.
Quote:

Sorry for even bringing this up
you should be, it was stupid beyond belief and clearly indicates you aint doin ten a day your damn self.
Quote:

majority of people in this industry are not willing to help unless you kiss their dirty asses
that's probally cuz we are in business for ourselves and our own well being.
days of helping newbs and noob morons such as yourself are long past.
I don't care if you breath and rather you get your waste of oxygen ass
aquainted with a bullet.
then again the action of firing said bullet would require far more oxygen than your worth.
so how about a knife then. maybe a ginzu cleaver. or just stick your fleshlight you won in the last contest up your ass

fuck you


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