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Dirty Dane 09-24-2006 03:36 PM

If you had a time-traveling machine...
 
... where, or WHEN, would you travel? :)

I think I would travel back to year zero - christian time. Interesting to see what really happened :)

squishypimp 09-24-2006 03:41 PM

i would go back to the early 70's and buy that damn DOS program seconds before Gates ever did :)

SubSonic 09-24-2006 03:43 PM

I'd travel back only 10-12 years to avoid some mistakes i made in my life. That's it ...

MaddCaz 09-24-2006 03:44 PM

hmmm....I don't think I would leave here. Can't fuck with that, yo.

lambpie 09-24-2006 03:44 PM

id go back to the late 80's and make it my lifes mission to marry erika eleniak!!

Dagwolf 09-24-2006 03:46 PM

I'd buy much better domains.

Dirty Dane 09-24-2006 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lambpie
id go back to the late 80's and make it my lifes mission to marry erika eleniak!!

She is (was) SO HOT! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Vasago Reno 09-24-2006 05:06 PM

I'd go back to Dallas, Texas - Nov. 22/'63 and take up a viewing spot on the grassy knoll.

But...I'd also be sure to take a current sports almanac back with me.

notabook 09-24-2006 05:53 PM

I think I?d go back in time to stop Marilyn Manson from becoming such a dickhead. Man what happened? when he was Paul Pfeiffer on the Wonder Years that guy had it all, he even had Winnie Cooper for a while god damn it.. he was such a lucky bastard then. He was an acting genius on that show, he was able to bring up even the sub-par of episodes with just a few words of wisdom. Then he became Marilyn Manson? what a sucky outcome. One can only wonder how the transition happened. For the record I know Paul (Josh Saviano) isn?t really Marilyn Manson, but I?m an asshole so eh whatever. I wonder just what made his mind go so twisted, I wonder just what drove him to such depravity that he was forced to bleach his skin and become more like a skeleton every year.

Fuck it, I?d use the time machine to go back in time and bang Audrey Hepburn for hours on end. Man did she ooze pure sex appeal? god damn it she was fucking hot, my favorite movie she was in was My Fair Lady, playing the role of Eliza Doolittle, a deliciously dirty little poppet who dun spake dey englash veree gud. Oh how I just want to shut up her horrid (albeit well-done) accent with my cock every time I watch that movie; every single time she speaks with her banshee-like tongue I just wanted to shove my meat stick down her throat. Some of you may call my use of the time machine foolish, I call it heavenly. To be able to sex up Audrey Hepburn? every dream, the very accumulation of my life? nothing would be able to compare to a twenty-four hour bangfest with her.

Or maybe I?d just go back in time and steal a 300 million dollar winning lottery ticket. *shrugs*

marketsmart 09-24-2006 06:01 PM

id go back and grab all the domain names i could :)

After Shock Media 09-24-2006 06:02 PM

Requires two stipulations though. I can bring some stuff to the past and that I can return.

1939: I would then display assorted science fiction movies of today and explain to the audiences that what they are seeing is indeed the future.

With that set of thought suggestions of reality placed into the minds of society. I would be interested to see the outcome of the future.

reynold 09-24-2006 06:14 PM

If going back to the past would allow me to alter few events in history then I'd choose going back to the time right before those deaths and tragic accidents of my favorite actors/idols. Steve Prefontaine and James Dean's car accidents and Christopher Reeve on his last horseback riding. :)

XMaster 09-24-2006 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Or maybe I?d just go back in time and steal a 300 million dollar winning lottery ticket. *shrugs*

I concur :pimp

baddog 09-24-2006 06:21 PM

I'd go back about 30 seconds before I decided to click this thread

SgtStrider 09-24-2006 06:30 PM

if you really think about it, the things you could do to go back and fuck up history. go back to the events that changed our style of living. yeah, that would be fun. im up for surprises when i would return. LOL

madawgz 09-24-2006 07:12 PM

go back and stop the fucking wars....and make sure no religions were made

Sore 09-24-2006 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
go back and stop the fucking wars....and make sure no religions were made

ding ding.
but i'd also bring marty mcfly and the doc to make sure i can get back.

dakota1358 09-24-2006 07:51 PM

If you went back in time to change events of your life would you alter it enough that you never came across the time machine therefore how did you get back in time in the first place.Then if you never went back how did you actually change anything.Sort of a paradox

E$_manager 09-24-2006 08:47 PM

I would travell to the time of knights somewhere in England.

nAtuRaLbEautY 09-24-2006 08:49 PM

gonna travel back to year 2002...
for personal reasons... how i wish time travelling's true

sickkittens 09-24-2006 09:39 PM

I'd go back a couple days and play Powerball knowing what the numbers would be. :winkwink:

And then when I ran low on money, I'd do it again.

rodney25 09-25-2006 12:43 AM

I would travel 10 years back. I have some stupid decisions before, and I want to change them. :)

cess 09-25-2006 12:48 AM

I'd go back to the OPs house right before this thread was made and throw shit at him yelling... I'M A GUY THATS GONNA POST IN YOUR THREAD HAHAHAHA.

PuffSex 09-25-2006 01:55 AM

I would sell it and get myself invisible potion

wizhard 09-25-2006 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
I would travell to the time of knights somewhere in England.

Yeup, that would be my first port of call too as I've allways felt A weird affiliation with that period of history. Could be real interesting to find out more about the Arthurian Ledgends too :)

calibra 09-25-2006 02:50 AM

I'd definitely find a much easier way of making good money with the help of a time-travelling machine

sex69 09-25-2006 02:58 AM

I would not change anything because the destiny cannot be altered

msan 09-25-2006 04:22 AM

I would go back in time and won't go to college since my degree is useless. I'm better off doing something else.

E$_manager 09-25-2006 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wizhard
Yeup, that would be my first port of call too as I've allways felt A weird affiliation with that period of history. Could be real interesting to find out more about the Arthurian Ledgends too :)

That was i thinking about :winkwink:
I would be a lady in beautiful dress and a knight will fight for me. :) I am a child.

JamesK 09-25-2006 07:00 AM

Would go back to '88 to buy Microsoft stocks.

iv@n 09-25-2006 11:30 AM

back to time when was meeting with my parents possible

After Shock Media 09-25-2006 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wildcard
Would go back to '88 to buy Microsoft stocks.

Do not fucking remind me of that.
Received medical settlement back then, parents agreed I could pick a few stocks along with the stock investor's suggestions. I choose Microsoft, HP, and coca cola. 15k-10k-10k.
Stock management company guy ended up talking my parents into selling those off and buying some other crap. :mad:

TheLegacy 09-25-2006 11:42 AM

if only once - either back to jesus time and talk to him for a while or back 15 years or so to a girl who enjoyed fucking

Z 09-25-2006 12:10 PM

I'd travel through time like Keanu Reeves did, collecting up the luminaries throughout history. I'd gather them together in our time and give them access to the knowledge and technology we have today. Imagine having all of those incredible minds focused on solving the world's problem.

The Buddha, Jesus, Gandhi, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Einstein, Edison...on and on.

Maybe with that we could really fix a few things. Oh ya...and I'd set up myself and all of my family members to win the largest lotteries in history over a 10 year period in the 80s and 90s to fund using that knowledge for the betterment of humanity.

Jace 09-25-2006 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
I think I?d go back in time to stop Marilyn Manson from becoming such a dickhead. Man what happened? when he was Paul Pfeiffer on the Wonder Years that guy had it all, he even had Winnie Cooper for a while god damn it.. he was such a lucky bastard then. He was an acting genius on that show, he was able to bring up even the sub-par of episodes with just a few words of wisdom. Then he became Marilyn Manson? what a sucky outcome. One can only wonder how the transition happened. For the record I know Paul (Josh Saviano) isn?t really Marilyn Manson, but I?m an asshole so eh whatever. I wonder just what made his mind go so twisted, I wonder just what drove him to such depravity that he was forced to bleach his skin and become more like a skeleton every year.

Fuck it, I?d use the time machine to go back in time and bang Audrey Hepburn for hours on end. Man did she ooze pure sex appeal? god damn it she was fucking hot, my favorite movie she was in was My Fair Lady, playing the role of Eliza Doolittle, a deliciously dirty little poppet who dun spake dey englash veree gud. Oh how I just want to shut up her horrid (albeit well-done) accent with my cock every time I watch that movie; every single time she speaks with her banshee-like tongue I just wanted to shove my meat stick down her throat. Some of you may call my use of the time machine foolish, I call it heavenly. To be able to sex up Audrey Hepburn? every dream, the very accumulation of my life? nothing would be able to compare to a twenty-four hour bangfest with her.

Or maybe I?d just go back in time and steal a 300 million dollar winning lottery ticket. *shrugs*

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/marilyn.htm

Jace 09-25-2006 12:13 PM

I would first research all the stocks I could find that boomed over the years, go back and buy 1000 shares of all of them

then come back where my billions of dollars would be sitting and try and stop all these crazy diseases.....

notabook 09-25-2006 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

Quote:

Originally Posted by notebook
For the record I know Paul (Josh Saviano) isn?t really Marilyn Manson, but I?m an asshole so eh whatever.

Reading comprehension for the lose. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The Ghost 09-25-2006 12:50 PM

I'd be happy with a machine that would let me go back in time 1 minute. That would suit me just fine.

NinjaSteve 09-25-2006 01:43 PM

time before bill gates creates it, so i will create it and be famous that him

aico 09-25-2006 01:48 PM

The time machine has been invented and used many many many times. There is only one in existence, and it's sole purpose is to go back in time and assassinate anyone who invents a time machine before they invent it.

karrimuse 09-25-2006 01:54 PM

i would go to victorian era before the industrial revolution because they all wore corsets and that would be fun
or i would travel to the 30's or 40's pre ww2 the people dressed before they went out, the women wore hats and gloves and high heels all the time and the men wore really nice suits and no one was at a nice resturant in sweat pants and smelled funny like now


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