Thailand Picks New Prime Minister! (Official PR)
 

Thai Government Selects New PM
September 24, 2006

BANGKOK ? The Thai government, in a surprising but welcomed turn of events, selected an outsider to head the interim government until elections can be held next year. Asian Bubble Butt Superstar Joon Mali was tapped to lead the country due to her ability to unite people under one common goal - to be sexy.

"I want people feel good. I want make you feel good. I love Thailand long time," she said at the official announcement earlier today. "If people not wear clothes, then cannot hide guns. No more clothes in Thailand."

Joon's first act, to ban the use of clothing, is said to encourage personal unity and encourage physical fitness in the country. Her stance that people who are fucking cannot simultaneously be fighting came from observations that people in the Thai resort towns of Pattaya and Phuket seemed happiest overall.

Until elections can be held and a more boring government reinstated, Thailand's national motto will be changed to "I take care you" and the national song will be the Crazy Frog remix of "One Night in Bangkok."

For more information, please visit the official website of the revolution, www.joonmali.com.

damn im going into thailand politics now :)

DAMN!
I want to marry that prime minister :thumbsup

congrats Joon

nice! :thumbsup

wow that'll do well for her website..

Thats a really hot pic.

nice pic!

That's not such a bad idea.

lol....

this is a Joke.....

Nope. Completely true. :winkwink:

HA ha good prime minister i can tell.

Looks like an improvement ove Thaksin to me!!!! :pimp

she is so god damn hot :thumbsup
how about giving us some member area access?

:hitit :hitit

roflkllllllllllllllllllllll :1orglaugh

You're a keen observer of detail...

Hot!!!!!!!!!

hmmmm, orly?

http://www.huthab.de/uploads/huthism..._huth_orly.jpg

OFFICIAL UNIFORM OF THE PRIME MINISTER OF THAILAND

JOON MALI ADDRESSES GOVERNMENT DRESSES
September 24, 2006

BANGKOK - Laying casually on top of her new desk, with one hand inside of her panties, Thailand's new leader realizes that her co-workers are having trouble focusing on their work.

"I have many man come to say 'Hello' today, and not want to leave," she explained. She attributed part of the issue to her new official government uniform, a sleek black and white business bikini and cute ruffle socks. "It is okay, I like to see man."

Joon is actively seeking out members for her new cabinet, and is rumored to be talking to close friends about filling the positions. The top runner for the office of Deputy Prime Minister is reported to be a hot 18 year old girl from a farm Northern Thailand. A name has not been released yet, but Island Dollars will be following the story VERY closely :winkwink:

When asked whether she should disrobe or if her new bikini conflicted with her earlier "No Clothing" policy, she replied, "I thought you'd never ask....":thumbsup

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Good promo I LOVE Little Brown Asses...:-) She is nothing sexy, but cute..

Thailan has a taste for nice asses.:) ;)