Anyone up for a dip in a tub full of warm mayonaise?
 

I may have had too many beers at lunch...I can tell...

hmmm, no thanks... I don't like mayonaise

You are such a stalker cheshire...I swear...I'm scared...:winkwink:


In all honesty i've always wanted to sit in a tub full of jello or pop rocks...

Jello is creative, but you might blow off something you need if you did the pop rocks thing 8~

I wouldn't mind sitting in a tub full of ladies...

Cheshire,

So I have a small dick...so what! Its not like...I mean I've heard...well actual average size is...uhm...yea its pretty small.

I'm gonna shave it tonight so it looks bigger...want a pic? It'll be a 120x80 gif...you can use it as your avatar.

When its not shaved it kinda looks like a baby vulture in the nest...its pretty comical actually.

fuck...



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TMI darlin', TMI
:winkwink:

What's TMI?


Oh my lord...the sweetest girl just came in and handed me a cd of pics of her naked...I don't even wanna look at what's on this thing...so sweet so mousy...now I'm afraid I'll see her with a toy in her butt and I'll be so disappointed/aroused. What to do What to do...

Only one thing to do.

Masturbate like crazy :thumbsup :winkwink:

LOL :thumbsup

THAT is TMI

Just too much information -=Hoax=-... how do you expect a Cheshire to sleep at night? Even in my favorite pink silk teddie with matching anklette ties and the window open ~ I may still have nightmares that'll wake me up in the middle of the night whimpering and moist from sweat.

NEI Cheshire, NEI...