texasdreams, you cock :1orglaugh
 

I was in the process of showing just how heavy the 300lb gorilla is and you fucked it all up.:winkwink:

WTF, yo?

I guess I had to see it first hand

I am lost

hit me on icq and we'll squeal like pigs

shouldnt that be 900lb gorilla?

unless of course you shave it like normal...so you are only paying 300lbs...o.k...now i get it!!

hmmmmmmmmm

I'm not sure what passes for "normal" at amateur wealth but if you don't have brains, I guess a razor would help.:1orglaugh

One moment while I grab some oil and the credit card machine. Tonight I'll only charge you $5.99 per minute instead of the usual rate.

can I get the first 2 minutes for free, I had to buy the wine.

same here.

1org!!!!!!!!!

Lmao ??

Only if you share the wine with me. I have a bunch of candles set up for you. They are the low temperature kind so your nipples don;t get burnt again.

Oh I KNOW he will love that! :thumbsup :1orglaugh

this thread gave me a headache :(

I love sushi dipped in spicy hot oyster sauce. :thumbsup

I'll bring the pig mask.

If you are standing in front of a mirror with the lights off and say OJ Simpson three times, he will appear before you. If you don't turn the lights on and get the hell out of the room as fast as you can, he will try to autograph your tits.

hmm... alright then.