Ya know what I miss?
 

Talking to Susan. Now she's Serge's Susan. Haven't chatted with her much since she got together with him. She's a very nice person and it was fun to hang out with her or chat on MSN or go to a San Francisco diner, or hang out in Chico watching friends spank girls with very short hair.... :1orglaugh

Serge, how is Sue?

bump to find out how sue is :)

Sue is plotting our next leg of the trip:
Virginia and North Carolina national parks. We never been to Shenandoah Valley.

After we got married, she only talks dirty to me now, sorry, Donny.
:)

But...if you prepay 2 hours at $400 an hour,
I'll ask her give you a call, collect, after we get back
;)

Bump. Sue, how are you! Donny is missing you!

Shenandoah Valley ought to be nice this time of the year

ok, ok, $500 an hour, 2 hours pre-paid, minimum
;)

finding a chick to date on go fuck yourself
great
madawg YOUR IN LUCK

Ah, Serge, I never talked dirty to her at all. Sue and I just enjoyed chatting about random industry crap and people we both knew. I saw her as a friend, as I hope she saw me. Nothing deeper than that. She was one person in the industry I felt comfortable talking to without wondering if she'd stab me in the back. :)

One night in Chico we watched mutual friends spank the shit out of one of my models' asses. The girl told this guy (don't remember his name) who came with Sue and her entourage that he could spank her (the model) if he wanted. He bent her over and pulled down her panties. That girl left with a very very very red ass. Ask Sue if she remembers. To me, it was the funniest thing I'd seen in a long time.

Donny,
sorry, but now I am in charge and it means only one thing:
wanna talk? dirty or otherwise?

P R E - P A Y ! ! !

2 hours minimum,
$550 an hour

Living with me is very expensive and she needs all she can get.

..and to answer your next question:
NO, no discounts!

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Wait a second..... didn't you just say $400 an hour a few minutes ago? Dayum, your prices increase quickly! :)

Fuck, Donny, she read this over my shoulder and now she is charging ME $500 an hour....fuck this shit and GFY "i miss you" threads! They cost ME money!!!!

yes, I did, and as always,
if my first offer wasn't accepted, prices went UP from there
;)

SO what if I don't get paid from Wendy's hamburgers for another week? Will the price increase again before payday?

Donny,
it's fucking 11 PM, time to hit the sack and....you get it right-
the next week prices will be 10% more plus...I'll shave you on the minutes as usual
;)

Shave me on the minutes? Are you marketing through EpicCash now or something?

Donny,
don't get me involved in your wars.....or I'll ask you how Gary Kremen's dick taste like.