love these - real laws
 

- it is illegal to intentionally burp in church in Nevada

- in Massachusetts defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine

- it is a felony to cut off your arm so as to make people feel sorry for you and give you money in Alabama

- when parachuting at night in the United States, a person must wear a blinking beanie

(from Esquire, july 2002)

Ahh yes, our fine government at work.

haha....no one follows them

are you serious?