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Love Dress (Funny)
A woman stopped by unannounced, at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?" |
Hahah funny!
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lol. good one pete! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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lol!! :1orglaugh
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lolol. I am stealing that one and posting it on IN bro ;-)
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heheheheheh :-) Thank you. I needed that.
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Good one.
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cruel but funny lol
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Haha funny stuff... needs ironing.. lol
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:thumbsup That's great.
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funny stuff but sad too
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wt?!!! :laughing- :laughing- :laughing-
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nice one you got:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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Hahahaha good one :1orglaugh
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:1orglaugh that was really good
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good one~
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lol funny :)
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That gave me a chuckle
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I hope the husband enjoyed a nice dinner.. :1orglaugh
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lol, love it.
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the oldies but the goodies!!
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lol.............
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That's brutal! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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lol :)
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hehe :1orglaugh
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lol. Funny
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haha very funny
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Lol :):):):)
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lol... nice one..:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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very funny :1orglaugh
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good one!
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hahahahahaha... fucking funny!
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