You can be FAT and BALD....
 

You can be Fat and Bald, but you CAN'T be Poor.

You can be Fat and Poor, but you CAN'T be Bald.

You can be Bald and Poor, but you CAN'T be Fat.

Remember this, always.

unfortunately you are probably right

What? You think you have the right to monopolize on this shit? :321GFY

congrats to whomever needs congradulations

yep sounds right lol

agree 100% with ya

Luckily i am non the one.

really? lol.. Thanks I'm neither of the two.

who invented this theorem?

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oh boyee..

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It makes some sense :)

You can also be SEXYy, GOOD LOOKING, and RICH at the same time. There are some people who are simply blessed. :)

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I bet the fat, bald and homeless man that's at subway station around the corner from me would disagree with you.