Why is it the more broken an Asian girl's english is...
 

Why is it the more broken an Asian (or insert your favorite foreign girl type here) girl's English is, the more I want her? It's like going from regular Kryptonite to being like toxic waste green glowing Kryptonite...weakens me to no end

You'll REALLY love our next girl :)

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probably because you are dating a very authentic hispanic girl while torchering yourself by going to the asian buffet place 2-3 times a week.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

I love the irish accent, I fall in love right away ...

Whoah.....define dating....don't worry ladies, I'm still available :winkwink:


Side Note: What the hell is torchering?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

looking forward to that :)

Holy CRAP!!!! I'm in LOVE

I think you like them Josh cuz they don't have to listen to your well rehearsed pick up lines. lol


This is a new thing since I moved to Toronto I have never been exposed to so much ethic girls in my life.

First was the asians now Im starting to explore a little more.



so Josh your dating girls now... What's that about LOL

Well, since you are trying to pick up ladies on GFY, I guess I won't go there...

ya know, torture with the extra emphasis of pain by adding a torch flame :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hahaha....I love you Derek

BTW....Isis Lee friend requested me the other day.....mmmmmmmmm...start putting in the good words for me!

She's attractive to you because she's unthreatening, easily controlled, and has no other men to compare you against?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Since you put it that way...I guess.....yeah...does that make me a bad guy?

Glad you liked her. She definately fits with the theme of this thread :thumbsup

Don't be that creepy stalker dude Josh. LOL So she added you or her hot freind? Either way thats bad ass!

What;s with me doing all the work. The dreaded opening and winning them over and you go in an try to pick them off.

When are you going to throw some hotties my way?

I have no doubt she will do VERY well:thumbsup :thumbsup

Stalker? She added me, not vice versa...I will put in a good word for you with ANYone, ANYtime:)

:1orglaugh lol... sounds very interesting...

I'll break it down for ya...

No English means she's probably from Asian.

If she's from Asia (and not a monger heaven), it's a good chance that she's never been exposed to an average sized penis.

This fact makes it that much more fun when you get to see that wince of pleasure. :)