so i killed a uhaul truck...
 

I sold my condo and rented this uhaul to move my shit.

When i picked it up, the lady tells me its a diesel truck, gave me this whole thing to make sure not to put gas in it and explained about glowplugs and how to start it. I get in, doesn't sound or drive like a diesel, I dont hear any turbo or see any black plume of smoke when I move it

So i pick up my stuff, drop it off in storage and on the way back to the place stop to fill it up. I put in diesel, as was instructed. Start driving out of the gas station and the truck is barely moving. It then starts going fine but I notice if i press the gas pedal any harder the motor starts makign a grinding noise.

Anyways, as you may have guessed, the lady was wrong and it wasn't a diesel. Luckily they are covering it and I dont have to pay for it, because that'd be expensive :)

damn, glad to hear its all covered :)

lol, I wonder if she is looking for a job right about now.

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konrad tell everyone the truth...

this is what actually happened

he went to go rent a uhual.. the guy behind the counter and him clicked.... they went in the back of a uhaul and were banging so hard they ruined the suspension on one of the trucks and now konrad has to give the owner of that branch a handjob so he doesn't make him pay for it

and then you woke up and realized it was all a dream?