A Man goes into a bar and sits down, he sees a sign that says "Ask about free drinks for life" so he casually asks the bartender. The bartender says "Well no one has ever done it but what have to do is drink this entire bottle of pepper vodka, then help the alligator out back with his bad tooth before going upstairs to the please the lady who has never had an orgasm."
The guy goes back to drinking but after a couple drinks he gets up, downs the vodka and heads out back to the alligator. Everyone in the bar stops talking and listens. They hear a loud chomp, the man screams and then there is a lot of russling around before they hear the most god awful inhuman sound they've ever heard, then complete silence.
They all hang their heads for a moment of silence when the door bursts open and the man walks out, his clothes tattered. He stumbles over to the bartender and says
"now where'd you say that woman with the bad tooth was "
The guy goes back to drinking but after a couple drinks he gets up, downs the vodka and heads out back to the alligator. Everyone in the bar stops talking and listens. They hear a loud chomp, the man screams and then there is a lot of russling around before they hear the most god awful inhuman sound they've ever heard, then complete silence.
They all hang their heads for a moment of silence when the door bursts open and the man walks out, his clothes tattered. He stumbles over to the bartender and says
"now where'd you say that woman with the bad tooth was "
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