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Samir Nagheenanajar 09-15-2006 12:25 PM

Please explain to me what the fuck is Brazilian Dju Dzhitsu is?
 
is it like wrestling?

Antonio 09-15-2006 12:26 PM

bunch of idiots doing monkey-like movements

psili 09-15-2006 12:28 PM

It's a training regime for people who like to beat the shit out of each other using the closest-body-contact means necessary.

Actually, I have no idea. And if I did, I wouldn't fuck with anyone who did.

Samir Nagheenanajar 09-15-2006 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
It's a training regime for people who like to beat the shit out of each other using the closest-body-contact means necessary.

Actually, I have no idea. And if I did, I wouldn't fuck with anyone who did.

sounds kinda homosexual to me

squishypimp 09-15-2006 12:58 PM

its full out ass kickin

WarChild 09-15-2006 01:32 PM

It's Jiu Jitsu first off, and it's a grappling system based on Japanese Jiu Jitsu and Judo.

Anthony 09-15-2006 01:37 PM

It's ghey.

http://matbattle.com

Don't do it.

It doesn't work anyway.

HammerALL 09-15-2006 01:40 PM

Gotta love you cyber warriors - it's submission wrestling - and it basically teaches you how to make a person give up (submit) to you or face the alternative of having a bone broken or being put to sleep. So again feel free to go up to anyone who trains in this art (which I have personally taken up recently) and tell them it's homosexual - I'm sure you'll have a good time :winkwink:

Vegas Ken 09-15-2006 01:42 PM

In the mid-1920's, Carlos Gracie opened the Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Academy in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. He taught the skills he learned from Japanese Judo master Esai Maeda. The skills were later modified to use less strength and to be more effective against larger opponents. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu's reputation spread due to the success of its practitioners in no holds barred contests.

psili 09-15-2006 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
It's ghey.

http://matbattle.com

Don't do it.

It doesn't work anyway.

Dude, no offense. We don't even know each other.

And in no "ghey" intentions, but if I'm ever running from someone and I see you, you're the first person I'm going to and yell "They just killed my puppy and want to kill me, help!"

Sorry man. It is what it is. *shrug*

Anthony 09-15-2006 01:54 PM

Oh stop all your whining.

Who is that rather large, good looking asian guy standing next too? (Taken 2003 at the Gracie Academy where I trained)
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/inde...d-851ad08f6cbd

Quick, one of you BJJ guys tell me what's happening in this video! (taken 3 months ago at a throwdown)
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...id=88046 6864

I guess Warchild is the only one who got the joke. :(

HammerALL 09-15-2006 01:57 PM

Nice arm bar Anthony - I always tweak it a little on the guy just to let them know :winkwink:

dig420 09-15-2006 01:58 PM

It's gay, and I will gladly fuck you after I take your back.

Anthony 09-15-2006 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Mario
Nice arm bar Anthony - I always tweak it a little on the guy just to let them know :winkwink:

Mario, I didn't know you trained bro! Next summer, I'm gonna put together soemthing for us BJJ/MMA guys, maybe a seminar down at American Top Team, with Ricardo Liborio or Dennis Kang. ATT has alot of great fighters and trainers! :)

Anthony 09-15-2006 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
It's gay, and I will gladly fuck you after I take your back.

Dig is a vicious grappler, do not spar with him, unless you have heavy insurance.

:)

Samir Nagheenanajar 09-15-2006 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
It's ghey.

http://matbattle.com

Don't do it.

It doesn't work anyway.

hes kinda hot

http://matbattle.com/images/polls/ju...ic_deltour.jpg

Anthony 09-15-2006 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samir Nagheenanajar

Samir,

Only good looking men train in Jiu Jitsu.

Mario
Dig
Me
Warchild

It's a pre requisite.

Samir Nagheenanajar 09-15-2006 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Oh stop all your whining.

Who is that rather large, good looking asian guy standing next too? (Taken 2003 at the Gracie Academy where I trained)
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/inde...d-851ad08f6cbd

Quick, one of you BJJ guys tell me what's happening in this video! (taken 3 months ago at a throwdown)
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...id=88046 6864

I guess Warchild is the only one who got the joke. :(

so this is what its about? two fat guys rolling on top of each other ??? Ok, thank you, Ill pass

DarkJedi 09-15-2006 02:10 PM

Brazilian Dju Dzhitsu = gay men prancing around

http://sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/fag.gif

Samir Nagheenanajar 09-15-2006 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Samir,

Only good looking men train in Jiu Jitsu.

Mario
Dig
Me
Warchild

It's a pre requisite.

were you that big asian dude on that picture?

HammerALL 09-15-2006 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Mario, I didn't know you trained bro! Next summer, I'm gonna put together soemthing for us BJJ/MMA guys, maybe a seminar down at American Top Team, with Ricardo Liborio or Dennis Kang. ATT has alot of great fighters and trainers! :)


I'm in for sure bro - keep me posted - still a novice at it - but loving it :thumbsup

Anthony 09-15-2006 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samir Nagheenanajar
so this is what its about? two fat guys rolling on top of each other ??? Ok, thank you, Ill pass

275lbs, I was bulking during that period. The part where I moved around him like I was 175lbs was lost on you, and the submission.

You can pass, more people who do, makes it easier for me to win a fight. :)

Anthony 09-15-2006 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Mario
I'm in for sure bro - keep me posted - still a novice at it - but loving it :thumbsup

Yep, the list is starting.

I know Mark Tiarra is in, and his training partner. If we can get warchild stateside, I know he's in. So we are up to 5 already. :)

We got another year, but this is gonna definately happen in Internext Fl next year. :)

Anthony 09-15-2006 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samir Nagheenanajar
is it like wrestling?

Quick question.

Was it a Brazillian who told you about BJJ?

Brazillians say it like this "Brazillian Zzhhoo ZZhhittsu"

Samir Nagheenanajar 09-15-2006 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Quick question.

Was it a Brazillian who told you about BJJ?

Brazillians say it like this "Brazillian Zzhhoo ZZhhittsu"

:winkwink: you're good..

media 09-15-2006 03:16 PM

I knew Anthony would be in this one...

Anthony, you should ask J-Reel, Spannow, and Joesho how I get down wrestling people, I wonder if they still have the photos of that...

One day you'll get to see me in action, maybe not until I fix my knee though, that still seems to be really fucked up and loose.. might need to go ortho..

WarChild 09-15-2006 03:17 PM

Hey Anthony, we should organize a week or maybe two weeks at http://www.graciecamp.com/ in Brazil. That'd be really fun training, and the down time would be great too.

dig420 09-15-2006 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Brazilian Dju Dzhitsu = gay men prancing around

http://sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/fag.gif

You're hawt. Let's roll.

dig420 09-15-2006 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Dig is a vicious grappler, do not spar with him, unless you have heavy insurance.

:)

I've gotten gentler as I've gotten better. Except with big guys. I make them pay for thier arrogance, making me feel small and shit.

UniversalPass Pete 09-15-2006 04:28 PM

Ju jitsu fucking rocks!:thumbsup

WarChild 09-15-2006 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
I've gotten gentler as I've gotten better. Except with big guys. I make them pay for thier arrogance, making me feel small and shit.

haha my instructor is always yelling at me "don't use the force!"


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