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RayVega 09-13-2006 06:45 AM

Eddie Van halen Cured cancer!
 
Anyone else hear this? He was on Stern yesterday. He got cancer, used his money to open a lab out here in Long Island and cured it. he can't say how, because in his words "he'd go to jail". But he is 100% cancer free. not in remission, 100% cancerfree!

Just like Magic Johnson Curing Aids...same shit.

This just shows that the drug companies and big business rule the world. Cancer can be cured with a little money, but the money is in the treatment, not in the cure. It makes me fucking sick.

(I'm thinking he did some weird stem cell shit, but who knows)

GrouchyAdmin 09-13-2006 06:48 AM

Oh yeah? That's nothing. David Grohl vanquished AIDS.

Klen 09-13-2006 06:49 AM

Well it seems you CAN buy with money anything.

Scootermuze 09-13-2006 06:58 AM

There are lots of cures in existence that people don't know about, but claims as to their curing abilities can't be made because the FDA hasn't approved them.

If it's not FDA approved medicine, it's not a cure in their eyes..

Yet the FDA has approved some drugs as safe that have ended up killing lots of people.

Welch's purple grape juice is one of the best things out there for cleaning arteries and heart health, but they're restricted as to what they can say about it.

Tom_PM 09-13-2006 06:59 AM

Welch's grape juice is on the shopping list now.

What kind of cancer did Eddie have anyway?

dynastoned 09-13-2006 07:19 AM

i thought this kind of thing was old news. for instance i was watching the discovery channel or some shit a while back. they had a camera crew out in the middle of new guinea or some place. found some tribe that has no contact with the modern world. they had cures for everything from the common cold to remedies for abortions if they couldn't provide for anymore children.

it was crazy they would just go out into the woods scrape some bark off of a tree, find some flowers, smash the shit together on a rock, add water, and bam a cure was created. it's fucked up what the big drug companies do.

jollyperv 09-13-2006 07:27 AM

http://www.vitaminb17.org/
(apricot seeds)

what do you guys think about this? There's mention of a certain tibetian tribe that has been popping apricot seeds for several generations without a single instance of cancer.

Google some stuff about it, pretty crazy actually, there's a certain kind of cyanide in the seeds that only kills cancerous cells apparently. The government threw a bunch of people in jail for selling the seeds.

RayVega 09-13-2006 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom
Welch's grape juice is on the shopping list now.

What kind of cancer did Eddie have anyway?

He had tongue cancer, which he claims came from holding a metal pick in his mouth...it picked up electromagnetic radiation from all the equiptment.

WebairGerard 09-13-2006 07:40 AM

damn I missed that on Stern. Interesting for sure. would love to find out more about this.

godisdead 09-13-2006 07:40 AM

Wow! That's cool. Van Halen can do everything. Just listen to "Jump" and you'll know what I mean.

Mr. Romance 09-13-2006 07:47 AM

unfortunatley this maybe true

Mr. Romance

escorpio 09-13-2006 07:48 AM

He's pickled his brian with alcohol and suffers from dementia.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-13-2006 08:10 AM

theres a cure for everything,b ut if they let it out they would be out a shitload of money, and that wouldn't be good :2 cents:

Ace_luffy 09-13-2006 08:13 AM

they need faith to cured deseases......

Jessica Rosalini 09-13-2006 08:29 AM

I think he's a kook ..

TheLegacy 09-13-2006 08:31 AM

dont care - he let valerie bertinelli get away after all those years of happy marriage.

BlackCrayon 09-13-2006 08:45 AM

i can't believe he rather just watch 1000's die from cancer than risk 'going to jail'. if what he did really works he'd be a hero, or at least the people he had working for him would be.

DJ Slave to Classic Rock 09-13-2006 08:49 AM

Eddie Van Halen is best guitarist ever. On par with Yngwie Malsteen I say.

Enema 09-13-2006 09:52 AM

A cancer vaccine was developed here in Brisbane.

You can get it right now by perscription if you have a family history.

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releas...-btr082806.php

johnny o 09-13-2006 09:56 AM

he may have beaten cancer, but that alcoholism is still looming for his sorry ass.

donross 09-13-2006 10:02 AM

even if its true... only multi millionaire will benefit this kind of cure..

Vitasoy 09-13-2006 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scootermuze
There are lots of cures in existence that people don't know about, but claims as to their curing abilities can't be made because the FDA hasn't approved them.

If it's not FDA approved medicine, it's not a cure in their eyes..

Yet the FDA has approved some drugs as safe that have ended up killing lots of people.

Welch's purple grape juice is one of the best things out there for cleaning arteries and heart health, but they're restricted as to what they can say about it.

Interesting, well I'll be picking some of that juice :)

reynold 09-13-2006 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enema
A cancer vaccine was developed here in Brisbane.

You can get it right now by perscription if you have a family history.

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releas...-btr082806.php

Cool. I have a friend who works in Merck but he hasn't told me anything about that drug yet..

sniperwolf 09-13-2006 08:11 PM

ok and so I remember the plot from MI2

Spunky 09-13-2006 08:19 PM

Eddy is the man..if he can't do it,nobody can


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