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wizhard 09-12-2006 09:47 PM

Who did you used to be ?
 
Who where you in a past life

Apparantly I was a ruthless and calculating man who dabbled in the occult, lived in 11th century Cyprus and made my living building churches and cathedrals.........

Ooooer :pimp

reynold 09-13-2006 12:11 AM

"I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Wales around the year 950. Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer."

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 09-13-2006 12:13 AM

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ukraine around the year 1175. Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.

edgeprod 09-13-2006 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.

That's kind of lame -- I got the same thing. The funny thing is, there can only be ONE type of past life for each day/month/year combo, right? Heh.

fallenmuffin 09-13-2006 12:41 AM

I was a female in my last earthly incarnation. I was born somewhere in the territory of modern North Africa around the year 1175. My profession was that of a librarian, priest or keeper of tribal relics.

Seeker of truth and wisdom. I could have seen your future lives. Others perceived me as an idealist illuminating path to future.



... sounds about right.

da man 09-13-2006 12:42 AM

I must have been some kind of fuck-up, lol

edgeprod 09-13-2006 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by da man
I must have been some kind of fuck-up, lol

To be saddled with Chameleon? I don't believe Karma works that way, but if you want to put your own shit down, hey, that's your own gig.

Sexsitesurfer 09-13-2006 01:09 AM

I was female????? I could look at tits and pussy all the time...... :pimp


I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Yugoslavia around the year 1250. Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.

SmutGiant 09-13-2006 01:10 AM

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Romania around the year 1200. Your profession was that of a philosopher and thinker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.
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Do you remember now?

KustomKowgurl 09-13-2006 01:57 AM

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Portugal around the year 1575. Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.

salesman 09-13-2006 02:48 AM

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA North-Center around the year 1175. Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Artistic personality, always transforming the ugly into the beautiful, gray into bright colors. You would find an opportunity of creative self-expression in any situation. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.

holy shit, I had to wait over 700 years for my next birth ??? whyyyy ?

free4porn 09-13-2006 03:04 AM

I was a librarian lol

betabomb 09-13-2006 03:07 AM

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 700. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people. Do you remember now?

nico-t 09-13-2006 05:29 AM

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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South China around the year 1225. Your profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.
hm so i was born in modern china back then.... maybe thats why i dig asian chicks so much

CuriousToyBoy 09-13-2006 05:35 AM

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South of Latin America around the year 1750. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.


I'm doing OK.

;-)

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 09-13-2006 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod
That's kind of lame -- I got the same thing. The funny thing is, there can only be ONE type of past life for each day/month/year combo, right? Heh.

haha, yeah i was thinking the same thing.

OldSchoolJim 09-13-2006 05:44 AM

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA North-East around the year 1400. Your profession was that of a handicraftsman or mechanic.


wtf?? a female mechanic??

fallenmuffin 09-13-2006 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EpicJim
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA North-East around the year 1400. Your profession was that of a handicraftsman or mechanic.


wtf?? a female mechanic??

Lol.. not in early 1400.. Fix my horse bitch!

madawgz 09-13-2006 06:33 AM

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.

interresting

Klen 09-13-2006 06:45 AM

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South of Latin America around the year 000. Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.

Gnat69 09-13-2006 06:53 AM

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Borneo around the year 625. Your profession was that of a farmer, weaver or tailor.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion.


Seems as if I am going between male and female :1orglaugh

J. Falcon 09-13-2006 07:59 AM

This test sounds extremely accurate

thricer 09-13-2006 08:02 AM

This is stupid but I'll give it a try

gooddomains 09-13-2006 08:08 AM

I was Jesus, at least I sometimes feel like him

cortezzz 09-13-2006 08:09 AM

You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.


Hm, now I remember.. I was a f........ spy.. :D

BlackCrayon 09-13-2006 08:52 AM

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Africa around the year 975. Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion

IWantU_Jeff 09-13-2006 10:11 AM

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Australia around the year 1875. Your profession was that of a map maker, astrologer, astronomer.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.

Do you remember now? ..no ;p

AssPirate 09-13-2006 10:15 AM

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Turkey around the year 1550. Your profession was that of a farmer, weaver or tailor.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom.


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