Quick Jokes
 

A deaf guy reads an article in the paper about a doctor who can teach deaf people how to talk. So he visitis the doctor and says "Doc, can you teach me how to talk?" The doctor says "Sure, just go over to that desk, drop your drawers and lean over"

So the deaf guys follows the doctor orders. The doctor comes over with a huge pole and rams it up his ass. The deaf guy screams out: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

The doctor says, "Perfect, come by tomorrow we'll get you started on the B's" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh







An English guy, a French guy and an Italian talking about what they do after sex to drive a women crazy.

English guy says, "Well, I like to comb her pubic hairs, it drives her insane!!

French guy, "After sex, I like to slurp champagne out of her bellybuttom. She loves it"

Italian: "I just wipe my dick on the drapes, it drives her fucking crazy!!

:1orglaugh




- Dad, can I have 20 bucks for a blowjob?

- I dunno, you any good?



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

All of those were dumb.

The first one joke aint so funny at all.



Thank you

Sin, cos, and tan were sitting around the campfire chatting it up when pi saw e sitting all by himself. Pi goes up to e and ask him why he doesn't join the other functions and make some new friends. e replies, "I would but I can't integrate."

Yeah. I know. lame.

not that funny :-/

how do u stop black kids from jumping on your bed?
put velcro on your ceiling! :pimp

Not so funny, and the last one is sick

I feel misled.

Ok, here's a good one...

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Girls night out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

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