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Juicy D. Links 06-23-2002 06:05 PM

Keep her or dump her?
 
If a girl dont gobble your knob or teabag you would you get rid of her?

Brown Bear 06-23-2002 06:06 PM

A girl has gotta suck dick. If she doesn't then toss her and get a new one.

Juicy D. Links 06-23-2002 06:07 PM

I guess she is pretty much worthless if she doesnt gobble the love rod

Seaz 06-23-2002 06:13 PM

she got to take it up the ass to

quiet 06-23-2002 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seaz
she got to take it up the ass to
can't argue with you there...

Gramma 06-23-2002 07:08 PM

You can hire somebody to do that sex shit
make sure she can cook, balance the checkbook, pay 1/2 the rent, never mention the skid marks in your underwear, and worship you as the god you are :winkwink:

The Machine 06-23-2002 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gramma
You can hire somebody to do that sex shit
make sure she can cook, balance the checkbook, pay 1/2 the rent, never mention the skid marks in your underwear, and worship you as the god you are :winkwink:

wise words here ;)

reddawg 06-23-2002 07:18 PM

Works both ways, but love won't keep ya together, so dump her:BangBang:

TopTGP 06-23-2002 07:26 PM

Man.. If she enjoys it when you eat her out, tell her that you're willing to make a deal. You eat, she swallows. Simple as that.

Brown Bear 06-23-2002 07:31 PM

It should be illegal for girls to not give BJs to their boyfriends, and refusing to swallow should be a felony.

TopTGP 06-23-2002 07:33 PM

"Given the evidence against you, I hereby sentance you to 13 years of blowjobs to me and my friends"

Then, and only then, would I want to be a judge.

Juicy D. Links 06-23-2002 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
It should be illegal for girls to not give BJs to their boyfriends, and refusing to swallow should be a felony.
I totaly agree:Graucho

Jamdin 06-23-2002 07:49 PM

A bloke shouldn't be hangin' 'round a bird who don't like tea... :Graucho

reddawg 06-23-2002 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamdin
A bloke shouldn't be hangin' 'round a bird who don't like tea... :Graucho
Especially aussie birds, man those againsts make me crazy:Graucho

michaelw 06-23-2002 07:54 PM

i dont want the girl i love to be forced to swallow my cum..

do you want to swallow YOURS?

mjrools23 06-23-2002 07:55 PM

alot of girls prefer cum..not to mention is nutritious and rich in protein

CDSmith 06-23-2002 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by michaelw
eww.. i dont want the girl i love to be forced to swallow my cum..
"ewww"??? Man, that's a girly expression.
"forced"?? If she doesn't want to swallow your cum, then she's probably thinking of how good mine tasted last time :D


Seriously though, if she gobbles and swallows, fine. If she doesn't and you're somehow happy with her anyway...then keep her. But most guys will miss it over time.

RW316 06-23-2002 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


can't argue with you there...

:321GFY :321GFY :winkwink:

RW316 06-23-2002 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mjrools23
alot of girls prefer cum..not to mention is nutritious and rich in protein

eggs are rich in protien

mike503 06-23-2002 08:43 PM

post some pics.

"pics plz"

kmanrox 06-23-2002 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
If a girl dont gobble your knob or teabag you would you get rid of her?
is it even necessary to ask this?

TDF 06-23-2002 09:04 PM

its a pre-requesite...im a member of the No-Limit family..No-Limit to what I can do to you...

Shady 06-23-2002 09:40 PM

I cannot believe there would be women that would not allow their man to make sweet tender love to her face.

crazy.

fantasyc 06-23-2002 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gramma
You can hire somebody to do that sex shit
make sure she can cook, balance the checkbook, pay 1/2 the rent, never mention the skid marks in your underwear, and worship you as the god you are :winkwink:

PIG!! That is fucking crap... A woman's job is not to take care of you...that's your mamas job :feels-hot

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titmowse 06-23-2002 11:14 PM

**quote:Originally posted by Gramma

You can hire somebody to do that sex shit
make sure she can cook, balance the checkbook, pay 1/2 the rent, never mention the skid marks in your underwear, and worship you as the god you are
-----------------
reply by fantasyc:

PIG!! That is fucking crap... A woman's job is not to take care of you...that's your mamas job**

fantasyc, i think you mistook Gramma's (whom I believe is female) comment. I think she was slamming the question itself. like if i were to state that: women endure sexually unfullfilling relationships every day, what's the big deal? :Graucho


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