Dodger is In Shanghai, China .....
 

Anyone know where the poor prick can a decent Combination Chow Mein and some Fried Rice ?

Poor bastard is sick of dog and rat already.

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I have no idea.

i can ask my cousin where she had sauteed kitty.....for a change of pace.

in the meantime,

someone get in touch with me and buy this site:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=654059

Good call !

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If there's a panda express anywhere, their orange chicken is the shit:winkwink:

lol.... pretty much anything from Panda Express is the shit... damn now i want Chinese for lunch....:(

i wonder do they call it chinese food over there ;)

I'm in Hong Kong you dipshit, I dont get to Shanghai till Wednesday night.


BTW, panda express...you met the family that owns it when you were in LA

go to Phu King and get the Cream of Sumyungai.
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Your comment just showed how much of a dumbfuck you are.

bring me some chinese girls, will ya??? :winkwink:

hmmmmmmmmmm

Hey Queer boy, this time try not to pass out in the shitter and end up at sum young guy buffet... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hong Kong, China.

Same shit different dog.

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Is that chicken? :helpme

Im so drunk right now i dont even know what the fuck is going on. That makes 6 continents Ive been fucked up on....Antarctica, here I come you bitch! you're next!

Chinese Rice Wine (i.e. Cat's Piss) does that to you.

Serves yourself fucking right.

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Anyone know where I can get blown here?

just stick your weewee through the next available hole - someone will take care of it :winkwink:

If I was there with you, we'd steal a golf cart and get kicked out of a kareoke bar!

there is no chinese food in china

Got a bag of peanuts right here for u, Akrin:1orglaugh

Only if you got a bra to stuff them into! Do we have a pic of that somewhere????

Several, including one with nipple slippage.

how do you know it's a 'wee' wee? :winkwink: :winkwink:

ooh ooh...dodger....get me something in 18k....hong kong gold .....k?
or jade?

I thought you liked the black chicks....:pimp

Lots of good food in Shanghai....even KFCs, StarBucks, McDonalds if you don't like the standard Chinese fare.

Mike

Just pull yourself.

Like you do at home.

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I don't think that's me, more like the chick A-Bomb was throwing nuts at that started the fight. I can't take either of you anywhere. Jeesh.

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Report from the mainland....


Just got to Shanghai. IT FUCKING SMELLS HERE!!!! At least they're not censoring GFY. That should reduce my work production drastically while here.

i'm up for (nearly) everything exotic :Graucho

You and your midget Asian amputee fetish Stef.

Sick prick.

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So for shits and giggles I decided to type the following phrases into google

"tiannemen square 1989"

"capitalism for dummies"

"karl marx can suck my balls"

Lets see how long this takes.

china is a cool place :)

Dodger is a douche bag.. hopefully he gets turned into Chow Mein :2 cents:




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