Dear DJ Slave to Classic Cock errr Rock
 

Look man, I hate to break it to you but I'm not gay. I know you're lonely living in that cave in bum fuck egypt but your insistent clinging to my nuts is unwanted as I am a lover of the vagina.

Please proceed to www.gaywidewebmasters.com to be with your "people"

I'm sure they'll be able to assist you in your coming out of the closet party planning.

Have a nice day,
SPeRMy

Sperminator would stomp you out ... bitch!

fo shizzle

Here's a recent pic of me if you're feelin like waxin' yer carrot :winkwink:

http://www.biglukewood.com/gallery/p...0shoot%207.jpg

hahaha :1orglaugh

http://www.biglukewood.com/gallery/p...0shoot%207.jpg

He looks quite butch ...

After seeing your picture again you look nothing like Kevin Smith anymore... :winkwink:

oh and this one too