WARNING - SICK AUSSIE JOKE (But You Laugh or You Cry) ....
 

OK, first Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter does, impaled by a stingray barb.

A mere couple of days later, Peter Brock, an Australian touring and V* supercar driving legend, died when he trashed his car against a tree in a targa rally (off road racing).

WHat are the odds of 2, well known, mainly well respected and HIGH profile Australian celebrities and luminaries, BOTH dying, WITHIN a week, and BOTH doing something that they LOVE ?

Fucked up.

So you laugh or you cry.

This appeared on my cell phone as a text this morning.....

[b]So Steve Irwin is up in heaven, and he turns to God and says, "You fucking idiot, I said I wanted a CROC, not a BROCK.[b]

Brocks body is not even cold when someone came up with that, and as sad as this entire thing may be, laugh, because if you can't laugh, you may as well be dead yourself.

:2 cents:

sick indeed:)hehe

don't celebrity deaths usually come in 3's

did you hear about steve irwins sunblock ?

they had to pull it off the shelves it didnt protect against killer rays

You do know that these weren't accidents right?

The Bush administration, upset at the lack of international support on the part of the Australian government, has decided to put it in it's place, taking away two true blue Aussie heros shamefully.

Think about it... Steve Irwin, a great great man and expert in wildlife across the planet, killed by a stingray barb?

Peter Brock, a race car driver, hitting a tree, causing his death?

These things come in threes... one more on it's way :pimp

I'm sure Steve and Peter would want everybody to have a laugh

Tom aka Squirtit, died, killed by a tower of falling gay porn DVDs.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nice call dude.

:thumbsup

I am actually on the phone to Kate in Sydney as I write this....

Shes "What are you giggling about?.."

Me "Nothing".

And just got another text ....

Wouldn't you think that as a man, Steve Irwin would have known that anything with two flaps that smelt like fish would find a way to break your heart

People are creative at least, even if many of us would not find that entertaining.

2c

I'm with SquirtIt...

Bow to the US. Aquaman and Speedracer just took you out.
















PS. It's been tooooo long CuriousToyBoy

What a way to go! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

We should all be so lucky!

John my friend, it so fucking has been altogether too long.

Mexico or Curacao ?

Let's MAKE time.

It is always a pleasure, and an experience.

:winkwink: :thumbsup :pimp

I'm afraid it may be neither, my friend. I have some "loose ends" that need tying up. But you'll be the first to know once they're knotted off. :error :error :error

See you sooner than your liver would prefer. ;)

sick it is, but weird shit, how he died off a stupid fish...

Here's another one that's in pretty bad taste...

Q: What do Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common?

A: They were both killed by a fishtail.

:error :error :error

Damn.

Vegas it may be brother.

And MY liver is ALWAYS ready to rumble. Is YOURS ?

:winkwink: :thumbsup :1orglaugh :pimp

Where the fuck do they come up with this shit ?

That, although I am shaking my head, is clever.

:2 cents: