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Brown Bear 06-22-2002 06:04 PM

Check out this wedding in Pakistan
 
Read this:

http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html


For some reason, muslims like to fire their guns and stuff at weddings. I guess this family had some more money and they bought some mortars to fire off. Now they're dead.

Can anyone explain to me why they fire weapons at weddings? That is just bizarre, why would you want to include weapons in a celebration like that?

Pete 06-22-2002 06:19 PM

Fuckin Pakis

mjrools23 06-22-2002 06:20 PM

hahhahahhahhhhahahaahha

kmanrox 06-22-2002 06:23 PM

... to death do us part ...


now, uncle akmel, pls do the honors of firing that mortar aunt shimmy brought

Brown Bear 06-22-2002 06:25 PM

Can anyone explain why they fire off guns at weddings?

I've never been able to understand this.

MikeyBoy 06-22-2002 06:28 PM

hahaha that's so ironic lol

CDSmith 06-22-2002 06:30 PM

Why not ask them directly?

[email protected]





Maybe the solution is to sell them bigger weapons.

Tylo 06-22-2002 06:34 PM

I was thinking the same thing Brown Bear... man what a bunch of stupis asses! :eek7

Brown Bear 06-22-2002 06:36 PM

Yeah, I guess that is fairly ironic.

I just don't understand why they like to fire guns and stuff at weddings. I've seen it on TV and can't figure it out.

My only explanation is that they love war and guns and bombs.

CDSmith 06-22-2002 06:45 PM

"Extinction is but a malfunction away"

Exxxotica 06-22-2002 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
Read this:


For some reason, muslims like to fire their guns and stuff at weddings.

Can anyone explain to me why they fire weapons at weddings? That is just bizarre, why would you want to include weapons in a celebration like that?


Why not? People light off fireworks on the 4th of July.

Or how about New Years? Many people shoot off fireworks during the new year.

Shooting off guns and bombs is just plain old fun!!! No matter what race or religion you are! :)

CDSmith 06-22-2002 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
Shooting off guns and bombs is just plain old fun!!! No matter what race or religion you are! :)
The thing is, I've been to a lot of weddings over the years, both in Canada and the U.S.A., all of which were family affairs with either a close family setting or a large one with hundreds of friends and relatives present.

None of those weddings involved Uncle achmed and cousin raoul dragging out the fucking family mortar and launching off a few explosive rockets to blow up God-knows-who. In my opinion they are undereducated retarded sand monkies playing with shit they aren't trained to use. And yet they wonder why the western world thinks they are fucked up.

michaelw 06-22-2002 10:21 PM

how are we the same species as them??? :eek2

Brown Bear 06-22-2002 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
The thing is, I've been to a lot of weddings over the years, both in Canada and the U.S.A., all of which were family affairs with either a close family setting or a large one with hundreds of friends and relatives present.

None of those weddings involved Uncle achmed and cousin raoul dragging out the fucking family mortar and launching off a few explosive rockets to blow up God-knows-who. In my opinion they are undereducated retarded sand monkies playing with shit they aren't trained to use. And yet they wonder why the western world thinks they are fucked up.

Ha ha....uneducated retarded sand monkeys. How true.

I've seen these wedding celebrations on TV and usually they have all the men firing their assualt rifles into the air repetedly as everyone stands around. This is the first time I've heard of them firing off mortars. Maybe the US should fire off some nukes at them and then say they were just celebrating some wedding.

Exxxotica 06-22-2002 11:47 PM

Mensa material :eek7

cheater 06-23-2002 12:02 AM

hahaha idiots

meRx 06-23-2002 01:01 AM

hehe thats fucked up

[Labret] 06-23-2002 01:05 AM

Im the only one that thinks having mortars going off at your wedding would be awesome?

Brown Bear 06-23-2002 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Im the only one that thinks having mortars going off at your wedding would be awesome?
Its especially awesome when the mortars at your wedding kill 25 people at the wedding including the groom.

mike503 06-23-2002 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear


Its especially awesome when the mortars at your wedding kill 25 people at the wedding including the groom.

maybe the groom was better off dead. marriage can be a killer.

[Labret] 06-23-2002 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mike503


maybe the groom was better off dead. marriage can be a killer.

Amen. He should consider himself lucky. He just saved himself 50 more years of hell. Its bad enough being married, but married and in Pakistan?

The only reason scooter and jethro havent done this in the good ol usa is because ordinance of this size cant be purchased very easily.

If WalMart carried wedding mortar kits, you would hear of this daily.

ChrisH 06-23-2002 01:59 AM

All I can say is THANK GOD!

More completly Ignorant Extremeists dead!! Sounds Good to me!

Tomorrow my son graduates high school. Maybe I'll blow up my house :1orglaugh

:eyecrazy

Brown Bear 06-23-2002 02:03 AM

Ha ha, wedding mortar kits. That would be funny to see on the shelf at Wal-Mart.

ChrisH 06-23-2002 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Im the only one that thinks having mortars going off at your wedding would be awesome?
Labret,
Not at all. I think there are many of us that hope you explode mortars at your next wedding

:321GFY

[Labret] 06-23-2002 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisH


Labret,
Not at all. I think there are many of us that hope you explode mortars at your next wedding

:321GFY

My next one?

Your Mom just cant take no for an answer. I always told her it was just a sexual relationship between us, there never was a chance I would fall in love with her.

Those dirty little trailer park bastard kids of hers always getting in the way.

She finally accepted that all she was was a milf cum dumpster...

but the emails started coming again recently. I think I may have to get a restraining order.

Matt 26z 06-23-2002 02:32 AM

Why would they do this? Well, it's not too much different than setting off fireworks.

ChrisH 06-23-2002 02:33 AM

Labert,
My moms a cop :)

She'd put a :BangBang: in your fucking head!

But you really should blow yourself up at your next inconvience :D

mike503 06-23-2002 02:38 AM

No match for "MILFCUMDUMPSTER.COM".

ControlThy 06-23-2002 02:41 AM

Funeral and wedding in one = saving money.

ChrisH 06-23-2002 02:55 AM

Too bad it wasn't Lammies. :1orglaugh


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