Why Lensman? Why?
 

Alright so I have nothing better to do ...

But now it is all up to you to fill in the Blank, like Match Game.

Why did Lensman?.........

Lensman, why do you not screen all new members?

He does, I still got nightmares over the interegation I got and that damn rubber hose hurts:warning

Lensman, why is the sky blue?

Lensman, why do you send me these big checks every month ?

That is mean for ask Jeeves, but since Lens don't want to answer your question, I will....The sky is blue cause it is Lens' favorite color! Got it!:warning

why do people dangle from your penis

Lens says cause, "I made a mistake, I thought I was sennding them to Captin Crunch as an investment opportunity."

Please Captain P, return those checks, asap:BangBang:

Lens says, because they can:)

Lensman, why do bad things happen to good people ?

Lensman, why doesn't Cheshire love me anymore?

who said good folks are not supposed to die?

lensman, why is it that men want pussy so much, yet God set us up so we cant fuck ourselves conveniently and we have to put up with women's mind games and stuff ?

Lensman, WHY don't you have your own fan club? You seem to have a large group of people who dwell on all of your actions and would love to be you.

Lensman, why do the Kings Suck?

:Graucho :winkwink:

Why Lensman? Why do you not answer these good peoples questions?

I'll handle this one...
republican party conspiracy... that's all I can speak on it at the moment... Nader and I are on the trail though

Why does pussy smell so bad yet taste soooo good?

Lensman,

Why are all men pigs?

Lensman, why does phogirl seem to have this hatred for men?

why did they stop makin bud dry and crystal clear pepsi?

Sorry folks, Lensman said he will not answer such poorly structured questions and he admited that most of your questions are to difficult.

It is Why? Lensman wh?.....

Lens it is putting together a FAQ builder and it will put askjeeves.com out of business. The new domain will be at:
http://why-Lensmen-why.com/whogivesafuck.html/

What color is the wind?

Why Lensman Why...

Won't anyone send me a GFY shirt - this is my 20 + posts on the subject - I have even dedicated whole threads to my plight.

I partied with you and your crew in Vegas and all I got was a mouse pad.
I still want my GFY shirt - and i have asked Eric 100 times

and Why Lensman Why don't you ever answer my ICQ's either???

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What the hell - kittykat69 that's you, why are you constantly changing nicks? And phogirl is HOT, even if she does have a hatred for men that doesn't change!

Phogirl hates all men, except BruceM :Graucho

men.. hate them or love them.

Lensman , why don't all girls on GFY show thier breasts?

she wants to make 5 more one time announcments... and why don't you put your signature in the actual designated signature space.... chicks get away with so much around here... Feminsts be damned,men own this industry!!!

Lensman, why isn't this thread deleted?

I didn't change nics - I used to be kittykat69 i lost my password and I took up using my currewnt nic: =^..^=

I posted today on a few threads and i wasn't looking at who was logged in - my husband was using my computer yesterday while he was uploading on his PC - and he didn't log out

I didn't realise this and thought I was the one logged in.

Needless to say Hubby is now banned from my PC lol :1orglaugh

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Why is it that whenever I drop my peanut butter sandwich it always lands on the side with the peanut butter?

Lensman, what happens after we die ?

hehehehe

Lens had to bow to the power of askjeeves.com and the answer is wind and air and water are eliments? Mostly pollutted.:warning

Lensman, why do men grow facial hair that makes them look like sleazy porn peddlers?

Lens wanted me to tell you:
"yea, well at least I don't have earrings and a gold finger on my pinky.":)

Confidentially, he does have a gold tipped walking stick:warning

reddawg, lens wanted me to tell you,

"Bitch betta have my money!"

He said you'd know what it ment...

Well, then it must be true cause Lens is all seeing and all knowing, so Lens said"Please check your PayPal account and you will be rewarded, if you are loyal":2 cents:

NO SHIT! That was the best stuff. Just like Pepsi minus all the nasty carmel color crap.

Lens is to busy to answer that, but I called the cola companies and got the following response, the customer surveys proved to us that this is what you want and even if it ain't so,, we got more money than God, so tuff!:mad:

why did lensman cross the road

Two reasons. 1= To get accross the street to get into the adult.com building and 2= to choke his chicken once inside:)

Why is reddawg on Lensman's jock today?

Actually it's quite easy to fuck one's self...

Lensman says, "Who is reddawg?"