Men, Please Help!! I need advice re: women and sex!!
 

I offer my penis to Belinda several times per day. Too many to count. She turns it down most of the time. What do I need to do to give it to her 7 or 8 times a day? Any suggestions?


































(FYI For those of you with no sense of humor: I'm not being serious here - although I do offer it to her quite a bit, I don't actually expect sex 7 or 8 times a day. I'm okay with 3 or 4.)

whats your conversion rate? you may have to tweak your tour

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Guess I'll have to hire that personal trainer after all, eh?

Hahaha classic :thumbsup

I got the same problem.. the only thing that works.. is i reject the girlfriend all week, it actually becomes a fun game.. I can see why the girlfriends do this.

maybe shes just not attracted to men who wear makeup

:1orglaugh well atleast try to get it once a day!

that or hope you score on the cross sells

7-8 times a day??? how old are you?

i can't do it that many times nowdays...
and im 24!!!

But... but... but... she's the one who put that on me. That's not fair! :(

1:3 ain't bad, Donny.

If every woman who had a dick "offered" to her jumped at the chance every time....

well, this world would be a much more relaxed place. But then again, nothing would ever get done.

Hey Donny, why don't you just wait until she's asleep? <ducks>

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i got solution

Make this pic big sized and put it on the bedroom ceiling...

Youll be getting action 9x per day


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Learn the art of shibari?

maybe she's scrubbing too hard? :winkwink:

I bet that will work!!! :)

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Good call :thumbsup

Had to look that one up. That looks hot!

She slipped me ruffies , next thing i know i wake up naked

is that like Kama Sutra?

oh oh Donnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny no more SUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

OK this is the deal and this actually works believe me, I have all my friends try this some married some not it works, OK now hold out for as long as possible at least three weeks don't persue her at all and after some time she will persue you, then when she does make up or use the same excuse as she does, now do this for as long as possible my married buddy lasted 2 months now when he wants it she pretty much naked before him. It's all phychological from there on after see women are funny the start looking at them selves whats wrong with me how come he isn't jumping on me anymore? Has he found someone else? I'm I not cute any more so on and so forth you get the idea. Now that you got her mind were it should be phycologically fucked up lol have your way with her and she won't tell you no anymore.

It can actually get very frustrating at times to be constantly asked about sex LOL sometimes i get mean when he asks to much. Is that wrong? or is it my duty to always give it to him LOL

There are so many problems with that theory that I don't know where to start.

How about alittle Sleep Assault......lol

My penis is avg but my tongue does wonders

Jeez, I even give her plenty of foreplay! I grab her ass and titties in public all day long every day and nevermind her saying she doesn't want me to do that in public 'cause I know she really, truly, deeply does. Right, guys?

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I gotta try this next! :)

Well there may be flaws it has seriously worked for me and a couple of buddys there is no real fool proof plan of course, this one I have tried personally so I'm speaking from exp. and no I'm not with that girl anymore lol

Dont worry when you become indifferent to it, then she will want it all the time. Life is grand lol

It helps to add a cascade to your sales pitch in case you get declined, the next guy in line may get a shot.
WG

like kama sutra but with ropes and knots that they don't teach you in boy scouts...

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Do you have the Wired2000 cascade system in place for this particular situation yet?

Maybe quit giving too much up in the free tour!

That's probably part of the problem. I recently read women aren't so appreciative of having their man run around in socks and underwear as we are of the same thing from them....

We do really well as secondary :)
WG

same problem occured to me in the past :Oh crap

Well I'm thinking

tighty whities and tube socks < lacy bra and panties and stockings

Maybe you need to find a better male equivalent.

A banana hammock perhaps?

Hahaha, most guys would KILL to be getting it once a day! ;)

I was thinking more along the lines of silk boxers... but ask your woman. :)