increasing BALL SIZE
 

i always wondered how it was possible to increase ball size... without using a vacuum pump. and there must be a way to increase their size and weight without injecting plutonium into them.

it'd be great if my nuts were big enough to dangle beside my knees, but thats not very likely. the penis pills and natural enlargement (which is for the dick anyway) are a bunch of shit. not that i ever tried them.

any ideas on how to increase ball size? :Graucho

hmm...

someone should talk to you about penis-health.com

Drinking beer works for alot of people

big nuts are only good for making louder sounds when boinkin doggystyle..

Tie a couple weight to them and leave them on for a few weeks
that will stretch the shit out of em.

ewww - why would you want bigger nuts? :eek2

i was just eating breakfast and now theres an image of huge balls hanging between someones legs :1orglaugh

You can stick a needle in your sack and fill it with fluid.

Or rupture (herniate) yourself .. so that your intestines bulge into your sac - your balls won't really be bigger.. but they'll look it .. kind of like a wonderbra does ok.. not at all like a wonderbra does ... but they will look bigger.

Don't do it....

It will just make your dick look smaller.

:1orglaugh

hold a sign in times square that says "im pro arab, if you aren't, kick me in my nuts!" after 24 hours you should have HUGE swelled nuts. if that doesnt work, try it for another day, its gotta work out sooner or later!

Lunch?

Eat buffalo testicles...like they do on Fear Factor

hang a 5 pound weight from your unit it will strech it out in no time!

IN a couple weeks get yourself a www.penisruler.com to see the results

aahaha

that's your cure for EVERYTHING Moose! =)

Go up to a woman and ask her "What's your price for tonight?". After she kciked you w/ her steel toe high heel shoe, you'll have a much bigger "swollen ball".

lay off the roids, your balls will get bigger

squat down and dunk nuts in the FryDaddy. . . your balls will be huge for 3 to 5 days . . . and no hair!
learned this the hard way.

Let me throw on my boots and kick you in the fucking nuts a couple times. I guarantee that they will swell up like fucking baloons!

get implants :1orglaugh

stick a big dildo up your ass it should push the balls out more

take a basketball pump and insert it into your penis and pump away

have your girlfriend give you a testicle massage for 30 minutes a day. Also don't ejaculate a lot. within two weeks, your balls will be somewhat bigger and they will definitely feel much heavier and will hang better

catch some bees.... get one or two of them to sting you on your shaft.... u'll get i big penis in no time and should last a day or two.

You need Penis Helf dot Com. Whoever said size doesn't matter wasn't a woman. Size doef Matter.

Mosquitos should do the trick too.

HAHAHAHA

fanks penus ewf.

Gets lots of Zinc and Vitamin E in your diet !

This is very true.. You know what your talking about.

Not recommened :winkwink:

Damn Spammers!!

However, I got my penis ruler in the mail the other day, and I must say I was pleased with the results. :)

I added a few inches in just a matter of seconds. My friends and family are proud. I Can't wait to show the guys at work.

If I'd gain inches I'd tell my family too!
I also tell mommy and daddy every time I get laid! First time I got laid in the spring of '92 right after that in the summer of 2001. It was great! Sorry, I'm drunk.