Do u give ppl secret nicknames??
 

...that you use when they are not around?
And all your friends know the names but not the actual person?

I do it all the time here are few examples:

Realname: Kutichik given name: kuti-chicks-with-dicks (after i busted him surfing tranny sites on my laptop)

Mr Otis > Mr Scrotus coz he's a pain in the balls

Rasamrita > Ass eater - another annoying guy

Post if u have some.

hahaha like rat boy? yeh sure i do

All the time, usually things like "Fuckwit" and "Wanker"

Not for all the people, but for some I do...

my imiginary friend takes cares of names and intros 4 me on a need 2 know basis :winkwink:

when i was in my highschool i use to have nicknames for hotchicks in my campus...

yeah usually "this alsshole" and "this bitch" lol

I refer to my nephew as "Pumpkin head" all the time, because he does a lot of pumpkin-headed things in his life. It's more affectionately-used than anything though.

Same with the name my dad is known by throughout the family... "the old boy"

:D

i sure do snookie wookie woo

I call people driving on my roads by their license plate numbers.

no but i should start

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I used to call this guy "Walrus" not because walruses had the 2nd largest penis (accdg. to Adam Sandler on 50 firsts date) it's because he's a big guy who walk very slow and he's so clumsy. And not good looking, and I just hate him everytime I saw him walking around the bldg.


And the other one is "gay-baboon" 'coz he's gay and he's fugly....... :disgust

they know all my nicknames for them cause i say it to their face

hmmm nope

Yeah of course...Mostly call people I hate voldemort or "he who must not be named"

I call Greg Gaskell the lovely " BRITISH GUY" :winkwink:

only my cats

not since college and "Whiteboy John"

Yes. I call you "tits" behind your back.

I call my uncle "Aunt David" he's a total flamer

i call my 1 year old niece "fartbutt" and my 2 year old nephew "turdbutt" they come to me when i say them too


and my best friend i call Dickard, his name is Rich (richard and dick for short)

my fiance "fucking bitch"

my sisters "whore"

and uhhhh... my mom "bitch" (she just says "and a damn good one at that" when i call her it, so no hard feelings when i say it)