If you threw your own Webmaster show, what funny sponsorships would be available?
 

We've all taken a dump on sponsored toiletpaper, pissed on sponsored urinal cakes, and puked at sponsored open bars. You're throwing a major Webmaster tradeshow and want to offer marketing opportunities that will get noticed. What would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO!

I would say sick :winkwink:

Sponsored bodyguards for all the drunk twats that try it on with the talent. LOL

Branded straws, mirrors and razor blades

lol! What show is this, Webmaster Access Columbia?? ;-)

SpaCash did mirrors once.

Geez! I see where your mind is. The straws are for drinks, the mirrors are for the chicks to check their makeup and the razor blades are for slicing your wrists once you wake up after drinking your weight in free alcohol and realize you urinated all over your biggest affiliate, threw up in the pool then crapped your pants while passing out half naked in the lobby bathroom and it was all caught by FUBAR. :winkwink:

My mind? I was simply thinking of the nice beaches in Colombia...the straw for our hats, the mirrors to make sure we rubbed in sunblock all the way, and the Oakley Razor Blade sunglasses to keep the sun out of our eyes. What were you thinking?

Branded shavers :)

Works on getting a nice shave and ironic of a PPS sponsor to brand their logo onto a shaver. I'd use it :)

WG

I'm not sure but I do remember sexyads giving me a free $1 bill.

and rolling papers...the mirrors were designed for women's personal use...:winkwink:

Mr. Romance

For complete shock and gross out value value Phil, make APN tampons. Pretty gross I know but hey I don't think its been done yet.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Used ones?

I am thinking about sponsor enimas seeing as so many ppl at these shows are full of shit..... ;)

Phil.... you've been to Mexico.... c'mon..... Donkey Show!!! all the way..:thumbsup

this thread is crazy lololol

Only ACE would think Donkey Show as his first choice!!!!! :1orglaugh

"Get Out Of Jail Free" card.