Should I give my parole officer a Fleshlight for his birthday?
 

I just can't decide.

:(

give him a real pussy...

I think that would be a great gift for him

:)

With all that money you are earning with epic cash why not give him a hooker ...

but fleshlight is also a great gift.....

I dont know perhaps you should pick something more original.

lololololo

Hookers hate Fleshlight:winkwink:

naw hes a parole officer give him your old fleshlight just wrap it in a new box
hell never know :)

when all is done with the parole officer than you give him a fleshlight and tell him to go fuck himself. Seeing as he will now have a fleshlight fucking himself will be much more fun. haha

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dont they though

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

I bet he'll appreciate the fleshlight more than hookers. :)

Nah, give him a disc with some CP on it.