Fetish, or Cold Hearted?

I'm a young guy, just getting his start in the industy. As such, I have a lot of friends still in school finishing up their degrees. Last weekend, we all got together for a big going away kegger to say goodbye, and have one last blast before they all left for their respective schools across the country. The night started off the same as any, with us reminiscing and retelling old football stories from when we all played together, and all the stupid crap we used to pull. As the beer continued to flow, the tongues began to get looser, and as such, our approaches with some of the women at this party were less than tactful to put it mildly. To make a long story short, after a brief argument with one of the female guests, one of my friends decided that she was a bitch, and she needed to be taught a lesson. This is where things got interesting. About 45 minutes after the argument, and 6 or 7 more beers in the hole, oppurtunity presented itself and my friend did indeed teach the afformentioned bitch a lesson...by pissing ALL OVER HER BACK AND SHOULDERS. At first she wasn't quite sure what happened, but when she turned around, she was presented with the image of my buddy, pants down, dick in hand, and the only clear words that came out of his mouth were; "I just pissed on you, bitch!"