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MetaMan 09-05-2006 04:48 AM

QUESTION: why does everyone say: "i have a good lawyer" or "i know a good lawyer"
 
i would sure hope you are not using a BAD lawyer. :1orglaugh

i find it funny that people always need to explain they have a GOOD or the BEST lawyer, no you probably dont, and it does not scare anyone when you say you do.

does anyone else find the absolutley hilarious? :1orglaugh

edgeprod 09-05-2006 04:52 AM

I find bringing up lawyers to be amusing. I can count on ONE hand the number of times I've had to file suit against people in this industry, and that's since 1996. People threaten legal action of tiny amounts like $15,000 -- it's almost laughable. They have no idea what they're talking about. It'd cost more to litigate than their suit is worth.

aico 09-05-2006 04:54 AM

I've never said that in my life. :2 cents:

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 09-05-2006 04:56 AM

i think its very funny. :1orglaugh

Like when someone knows a good tradesman

MetaMan 09-05-2006 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod
I find bringing up lawyers to be amusing. I can count on ONE hand the number of times I've had to file suit against people in this industry, and that's since 1996. People threaten legal action of tiny amounts like $15,000 -- it's almost laughable. They have no idea what they're talking about. It'd cost more to litigate than their suit is worth.


exactly, i love how people just say it, i mean does anyone really even give a fuck anymore?

send me the papers i will wipe my ass with them.

edgeprod 09-05-2006 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
exactly, i love how people just say it, i mean does anyone really even give a fuck anymore?

send me the papers i will wipe my ass with them.

In the mail. :1orglaugh

MetaMan 09-05-2006 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts
i think its very funny. :1orglaugh

Like when someone knows a good tradesman


i wish i knew more tradesmen. :(

Why 09-05-2006 05:23 AM

i dont know how good our attornies are, but they always get the results we want :)

TSGlider 09-05-2006 06:09 AM

It's a bit of a joke, isn't it? Like saying, "I'll be back," or "Here's looking at you, sweety," something one says to feel for a moment like they're in a hollywood movie. It may have held more weight back when law schools weren't churning out billions of lawyers per year.

notabook 09-05-2006 06:14 AM

Your statement was frivolous and defamatory and I'm going to SUE YOUR ASS. Anyone know a good lawyer?

12clicks 09-05-2006 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
exactly, i love how people just say it, i mean does anyone really even give a fuck anymore?

send me the papers i will wipe my ass with them.

uh, I actually video taped myself wiping my ass with someone's threat of a lawsuit and sent it to them.
I wonder if I still have that laying around.

Mr. Romance 09-05-2006 06:16 AM

Good point....I hear the same with my plastic surgeon is the best..I think it is like a gambler that only talks about the winnings..

Mr. Romance

Zarathustra 09-05-2006 06:21 AM

It probably started when someone tried to mimic Scarface like they do with all the lines in the movie

topshelfdesign 09-05-2006 06:31 AM

i love hearing it, especially if you can just tell the guys bluffing

jerseygto 09-05-2006 06:39 AM

well alotta people try an be cool and will say that an my reply is well i know about 10 myself so fucking what do you go to thier house an eat drink an hang out? you get hookers togeather? does he give you a huge discount? now if you said your mother,father,brother,sister was one id be a lil worried HA!

pussyluver 09-05-2006 07:20 AM

I've met plenty of bad attorneys and even hired a few. My ex is an attorney. So whip-dee-fucking-dooo. Not to worry, she won't be representing me in any litigation.....

KRL 09-05-2006 07:35 AM

There are actually more lousy attorneys than good ones and most are just after your bucks win or lose.

ajrocks 09-05-2006 07:57 AM

Its because lawyers are like assholes, everyone has one.

wyldblyss 09-05-2006 08:00 AM

I avoid my lawyer like the plague. All I know is that even mentioning his name will mean a very large bill popping up in my mail box lol. It has to be something pretty important to get me to contact him hehe

Klen 09-05-2006 08:02 AM

I wonder when will come day when all lawyers will shooted in sun hehe

carol.prime 09-05-2006 08:07 AM

QUESTION: why does everyone say: "i have a good lawyer" or "i know a good lawyer"

ANSWER: It means they have the money to shut anyone off

MetaMan 09-05-2006 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carol.prime
QUESTION: why does everyone say: "i have a good lawyer" or "i know a good lawyer"

ANSWER: It means they have the money to shut anyone off


hmm no not at all, i think alot of people who have LESS money use the line as if they are going to scare anyone off.

everyone knows the people with the best lawyers do not make threads, they take you to court before you can take a shit.


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