My Asshole Itches
 

Goddamnit, this sucks. My asshole wont stop itching. Do they make a soultion for this?

prep H will put out the fire.

that works :thumbsup

Wash your stinky commie ass? :winkwink:

http://www.lecico.com/product_images...oria-bidet.jpg

2hp

have someone plug it for ya

oh boyee

use soap !

yyeeaaoowwzas! :Oh crap

:Oh crap :Oh crap :helpme :helpme :Oh crap :Oh crap :helpme :helpme

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man some great pictures there!

i wasn't going to click on this thread but.... buster bunny, 2hp and boyalley made it worth it. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Have a shower dude!!

Enterobius vermicularis.. tape swab

nasty!

You might have a human parasite :Oh crap
http://www.pinkyschoice.com/worms.jpg

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Ouch.....

Holy fucking shit! :helpme :helpme

Antifungal cream helps. :thumbsup

fuck tell me about it my ass has itched for like a couple of weeks,

a couple of weeks ago i shaved my ass and was real horny and wanted a little zing on my asshole so i added some icey hot, i think i may have burned the tissue a lil, i even sat ass cheeks spread infront of a fan it was buring so bad, but the cool down start def gave it the zing i was looking for. :thumbsup

lol It's not shit silly :upsidedow

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Ah this is a great funny thread.Comedy why go to a show when I get it free here on GFY

Check this out..https://youtube.com/watch?v=PIlRQCu0z9A

This is what happens when you get a botfly that decides to lay eggs under your skin. The larva grows into a huge maggot 1-1 1/2 in. that migrates to the surface and chews its way out when it is ready to pupate. Also known as a warble.

My mother in-law rescued two domesticated rats that were infested with these things. They took them both to the vets and they removed them. Both are doing great now :)

But they're sick little fuckers :warning

You had anal sex?

take a wash after shitting

I bet your fingers stink from scratching it :Oh crap

It's the ringworms, we can't do anything about that.

Thats fucking disgusting.

just take a seat on one of these without your pants on

http://www.gardenhomearchitects.com/...WearingHat.jpg

Hahah Hilarious!!

It's called a shower.