LOL, fat girl at club last night.....
 

This fat girl at the club last night blew:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh the leg of her jeans. I mean, they fucking exploded from the pocket down to her knee... I didn't even think that was possiable hahahah. She was acting like she was all hot, Fat white chic, grinding on all the bothers in the club then she bent over trying to impress them? and POP! My table had the biggest laugh ever over it. Sorry... No pics.

good story

Mr. Romance

Damm that would of been a good pic

damn i would love to see that pic!

I don't even know why fat chicks even bother with makeup/nice clothes, etc.

Since you're a fat pig, no man will find you attractive under any circumstances, so why bother? For that matter, why do you bathe?

I always find it funny when fat women go to trouble to look 'good.' How about instead of spending 30 minutes slathering on hair and makeup you just go for a walk?

And maybe instead of buying expensive clothes to try to look nice, you could spend the money on a gym membership or some heathly meals. A thin woman in clothes from Target is much better looking than a fat chick in expensive clothes any day of the week.

Fat girls make good arm rest

hahaha fatt

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh thats classic

haha... funny story.

come on now fat chiks need love too, just not from me:1orglaugh

heh damn wish I could be there ;)

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The woman HULK ?

HAHA That's so fucking funny... NOT

that's fucking great

mahaha she blew a leg

http://www.shadytown.net/gfy/nuclear_explosion.jpg

That answer could only come from a girl. :winkwink:

Wow, you are going rock the lunchroom when you reach high school.

Gotta love her.:1orglaugh What a class act!

You dont have a fucking clue about what your talking about lol

and the pics where to be on the first place.

dayum lol

hope they were not expensive jeans LOL

more fat girls check the sig.

You are right, he should have said, 'any man in there right state of mind'

Fat chicks are harder to kidnap

oh man that would be soooo embarrassing!

Not sure if you're from the USA, but even the most obese girl is a goddess here, and carries herself as so. The average guy is EXTREMELY sexually deprived in America. Why do you think we sell so much porn?

so she was white? very important to know that.

and btw, fat girls are gross

Next time bring a camera

I would have died laughing

those pants probably fit her perfect a few months ago

So you like looking down on people and making fun of them?

quoted for truth :thumbsup

Some of the responses in this thread are almost as funny as the original story.

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WOW what a response. And BTW, MY wife and 4 other girls, and 2 other guys in our party thought it was pretty fucking funny also, not to mention 150 plus people that where all standing around when it happened, so don't hate me cause I felt if was funny enough to share. If your so fucking fat that you litterally explode your jeans well, damn... at that point maybe you should have something like this happen to maybe wake you up to the fact that being a fucking fat ass is just lazy and you should think about your personal health a little and do something about it.

more cushion for the pushin

where is the pic?

Pic will stay in his memories

good story....

Fat girls need love too.

;)

hahaha thanks for the laugh! So true..

without pics this story is even more lame.

She has since learned her lesson and now only wears a skirt...

http://www.dontstayin.com/groups/par...54208#Comments

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Aww too bad there's no pics :(

I guess it will take months or a year before she goes back to that place again.

fat chicks got the best pussies... nobody else fucks with it