I'm Free!
 

Wooo, finally I'm free :)

Spent 28+ hours in a small cell in a small town Arizona jail...
I had a really clever plan to avoid any anal raping...luckily, I didn't have to execute the plan....

I was thinking "oh fucking great...a dreadlocked fucker wearing a green dragon oriental print shirt in a redneck jail....gonna be some cornholing going on....luckily the jailer was a White Zombie fan and we talked mucis for several hours....

Now I know how the rest of you criminals feel....even though I lucked out on the anal rape thing, being without fucking email and cable killed me....I'll not be a repeat criminal (unless my useless cunt of a brother in law thinks his balls are bigger than they actually are again....

where's Jerry fucking Springer when you need him?

anyways, catching up on email and shit, then going to try to get shit straightened out :)

Is this another one of those Mexican prison stories or are you serious? Either way, sorry you missed out on the anal sex. That's like going to vegas and not gambling, I suppose.

totally serious....no meskin prison here though....

yeah, not that I wanted the anal sex, but yanno I'm thinking "Oz" has corrupted my view of prison life...I didn't see no riots or prison fights...no dude shanking some guy in the shower...no Greek Chorus guy in a wheelchair...television lies sooooo bad.....

Did you meet any cool prisoners, hear any good stories, see any good tatoos, or otherwise gain valuable life experience from the time spent inside? You wouldn't want it all to be for nothing.

it was all for nothing...not even Otiis the Drunk was there...just mysel, my brother in law in another crack indused high and the friendly jailer...what the fuck? oh well, I may go buyone of those temporary tats and stick it on so I can have a cool prison story for my kids....