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hyper 06-20-2002 11:21 PM

Non Adult Sponsor Needed for Tobacco
 
Another .75 State Tax on Cigarettes.
I need a sponsor in the u.s that doesnt charge me some stupid club fee.

I have the kick Ass domain for awhile..
need to get it hooked up by July 1
and push local advertising

Fletch XXX 06-20-2002 11:23 PM

You sellin the wrong smoke if you wanna make $

Brown Bear 06-20-2002 11:23 PM

huh?

hyper 06-20-2002 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
You sellin the wrong smoke if you wanna make $
yeah i know..
but as they say
if u cant do the time...

hyper 06-20-2002 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
huh?
what did you not understand?

Fletch XXX 06-20-2002 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper

yeah i know..
but as they say
if u cant do the time...

I was joking man, I have never sold drugs. dangerous living it must be... although I smoke a little herbs every now and then, I quit the cigs 9 months ago!

I wouldnt sell drugs man, you are absolutely right, about if ya cant do the time, dont do the crime....

:thumbsup

hyper 06-20-2002 11:41 PM

yeah but that tax means over $5 a pack in some places.

i really need this sponsor.

playa 06-21-2002 01:26 AM

man,, its time to kick the habit buddy,,,

www.thetruth.com


isn't already bad enough that you have to go outside,, around the corner,,, away from people traffic,, just to light up?

smokers its a dying breed,,hehe

LoveAsianChicks 06-21-2002 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
yeah but that tax means over $5 a pack in some places.

i really need this sponsor.

WTF are you talking about? its $10 CND for a pack, but I order them for about $4.5 CND per pack. What sponsor are you talking about?

volante 06-21-2002 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
man,, its time to kick the habit buddy,,,

www.thetruth.com


isn't already bad enough that you have to go outside,, around the corner,,, away from people traffic,, just to light up?

smokers its a dying breed,,hehe

Cigarettes are like Tofu compared to this stuff:

http://www.dhmo.org/

Watch out, it's in everything!

:winkwink:

Matt 26z 06-21-2002 05:26 AM

A teacher in a class I took once told us about this student he had that used to work for a cigarette manufacturer. He said the student told him they had developed a 100% safe cigarette, and it tasted just like the real thing.

Supposedly (keep in mind this is all second hand) the student brought in a whole carton of these soon after. The teacher told us he was able to talk this student into opening the carton up for the class to see (he didn't want to at first due to it possibly being a collectors item), and it was in fact for real.

There's no reason why this teacher would lie about this story. He wasn't that type.

I'm sure they never released them because of the lawsuits. If you come out with something marketed as "safer", then you are admitting that the old product wasn't.

hyper 06-21-2002 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks

What sponsor are you talking about?

No i need an online company that has an affiliate plan..

LoveAsianChicks 06-21-2002 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper

No i need an online company that has an affiliate plan..

I've never seen what your looking for!
I buy everything from yesmoke.com
Ask them and maybe you could strike out a deal. Not sure though.

wannabeapornstar 06-21-2002 08:35 AM

you should quit smoking guys, it will save you some $ :) and health

TheBigGuy 06-21-2002 08:47 AM

I recently setup freshstogies.com but am using PayPal as processor and they don't have a RevShare-type tracking. If you have any ideas, I'm open...

TheFLY 06-21-2002 10:13 AM

Let us know if you find a cigarette sponsor -- I'd be interested in trying it... I do remember getting some cigarette spam that actually looked interesting but I lost the link...

Also you may consider buying/selling cigars -- afterwards your cigarettes will taste like total fucking shit -- seriously I can't stand the taste of cigarettes now... anyway sounds like you are a smoke addict ehhe...

At the very least buy the tobacco and roll the shit yourself -- if you can't be bothered to roll the cigarette then you are smoking too much anyway. My buddy buys this stuff called "TOP" -- at the corner store it's $1.50 and it comes with papers too! He says besides the expensive French shit -- TOP is the best.

I read a lot about how Tobacco is made -- pretty much growing the shit is the easy part -- drying the leaves is very complicated and requires a lot of complex climate control -- I think w/ good tobacco it takes many tedious months (year?) for the leaves to age/dry properly -- and you have to make sure the shit doesn't get moldy, etc... The big cigarette companies use nasty chemicals to accelerate this drying process -- at least that is my understanding.

Fletch XXX 06-21-2002 10:18 AM

There will be no cigarette sponsors.

Think about what you are doing, even if just for a second.

You guys call yourself Adult Webmasters? You guys are turning into Liquor Store owners... I can see your little blinking Marlboro banners now.

The sites will be covered like the outside walls of liquor stores covered with prices for cigarettes, you guys needs to get back to porn man.

LOL

:2 cents:

hyper 06-21-2002 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
There will be no cigarette sponsors.

Think about what you are doing, even if just for a second.

You guys call yourself Adult Webmasters? You guys are turning into Liquor Store owners... I can see your little blinking Marlboro banners now.

The sites will be covered like the outside walls of liquor stores covered with prices for cigarettes, you guys needs to get back to porn man.

LOL

:2 cents:

LMAO Fletch..
As much as I love Porn
I am always open to new ideas for $$
and the local market is ripe for the picking
The local news said people will either A. buy them in the next state or B. Buy them online


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