QUESTION: if you could instantly tell who each fake nick troll really was....
 

...would you out them?


Pretend for a moment you got hit on the head or something and woke up with enhanced psychic powers. Now you come on GFY and through some strange twist of fate you can now instantly tell who is hiding behind every anon nick on the board.

What would you do? :D

out them asafp

depends on who they are.....

lame
very lame

Intriguing answer.

I would reveal everyone but myself!

Ah, our first anon troll now... right on cue. :thumbsup


Tell me anon troll dude... wouldn't it start to freak you out after a while if every time you reg'd up a new "clever" or "cutsie" new nickname there was some joker on the board who instantly knew it was you, every time without fail?

I would be thrilled and would be getting their ass deleted asap, could that be a reason I am not a mod here, j/k

you should jerk off more.
you are entirely too uptight.

Am I not using enough smilies in my posts for you? :winkwink: :pimp :1orglaugh

:error :anon :banana

not at all.
people with fake nicks usually have a hell of alot more than one.
how do you know you are not talking to just one person in this post?
:1orglaugh

True.

Although I'm pretty sure my man Thumblord is his own man.


But I'm saying, what if it didn't matter HOW many fake nicks you have.... there is someone out there on the board who nails you every time, instantly. You reg up "Fuckstick99"-- and the person nails you, mentions your real name, where you live, maybe even what websites you run (if any).

Personally I htink it'd be pretty cool, but people like you probably wouldn't.


Any further thoughts on this hypethetical?

if its a scammer i'll blow the whistle if not then there are endless possibilities of what to do... :pimp

Why should I care about fake nicks? I take full responsibility for what I choose to read or not. If you don't like someone, put them on ignore, duh, if you don't, then it has just become your choice to want to hear what they have to say.

you should stick to clubbing seals.
leave that heavy thing to people like George Bush.

So you're saying if you were imbued with this power you wouldn't take advantage of it?

Interesting.

but i'll definitely use it to win in your contest... lol... :)

Has to be a non-starter. Imagine the drop in posts and page views if you started thinning out the short-bus brigade.

my cock needs attention :2 cents:

You're right. What was I thinking??

:1orglaugh


Great name for them btw.... "short bus brigade" -- I likey. :D

I am not a tattle tale or a rat.

what a stupid fucking idea!

nice thread

Right, another vote from the short bus crew.

Anyone else? :D

LMAO so anyone who thinks your stupid fucking 12 year old "daddy what if" question is dumb is now part of the short bus crew?

Don't ask what people think if you only want to hear good things :2 cents:

I wouldn't out them till I needed to. No need to tip the hand.

give the same shit I do now...

none.

A modicum of intelligence would be nice.

Aico...what is your major malfunction this evening? Do you and I have a problem I'm not aware of? If so, care to enlighten me?

Try not to sound like such a snot-nosed punk in your reply.


Thanks buddy. :D

Ooh, the cunning approach. I like it. :thumbsup

LOL, you want a modicum of intelligence on a question about getting knocked over the head and waking up with psychic powers?

What if you woke up one day and had the ability to ask really stupid fucking questions, what would you do? Or wait, we already know, you'd ask them.

Yes, the thread is ridiculously stupid.... yet here you are, amusing me.


Sense the irony? :winkwink:

You know, save it for the rainy day. ;) It's an old guy thing.

I believe it was a probing hypothetical question. To see what your mindset is/was. Clever question actually, with some rather amazing responses.

You'd be....

you'd be like the sword of Damocles.....Yes, that's it, dangling over their troll heads.

Yes, I do believe like your approach very much.:thumbsup

Yes that, and also the fact that I'm sick with a bad summer cold, my HBO signal via my digital cable crapped out an hour ago, and I'm sitting here allowing the trolls to amuse me, along with the odd interesting response.

Cheers. :D

Beer will fix all of your ails my Canadian friend :thumbsup

I would only out those who insist that cheesepie is actually a cake.

But...then you'd be the only one left here. I can see your threads now, you talking to yourself back and forth for 49 posts, then posting the inevitable "50.... in your face woj!"

I'd definitely come back and lurk. :D

Oh I would have thought for sure you'd have said "ales", if only for the pun factor.

:drinkup

i can find out almost any fake nick ( by matching ip to user )

( tip to fake nick users to stay undetected #1 use a proxy duhh #2 turn images off )

People with fake nicks = multiple personality disorders :glugglug

i fuck with them, HARDCORE

I'd sell their ass on the corner. :pimp

Interesting