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Failed marketing slogans for affiliate programs

"We shave a little bit less than the other guys"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"From the makers of PIBCash"

"From Russia with love"

i like the hosting companies, "keepin it up 24/7" slogan!

heres one that worked:
Duke Dollars: We Make The Baby Jesus Cry!

Duke

I have good one to. "For big sale on Net."

"Your traffic is safe with us we use IBILL and Globill as a back up"

"jimthefiend is now our full time employee!"

We pay via wires, checks and PayPal...:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

"jimthefiend is now our full time employee!"

:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

"jimthefiend is now our full time employee!"

good thing it was not Dark Jedi is our new employee.... we would never have been around for todays drama...

"Payments handled by IBILL!!"

:winkwink:

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Originally Posted by DJ Slave to Classic Rock

I have good one to. "For big sale on Net."

That's some funny shit.

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

"jimthefiend is now our full time employee!"

:1orglaugh

"The program designed to beat ______ _______" enter any company name.

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

"The program designed to beat ______ _______" enter any company name.

hm i remember that........

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

"The program designed to beat ______ _______" enter any company name.

Yeah that was pretty fucked up

http://dunamai.com/Humor/BagdadBob/i..._bob_large.gif

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"We shave a little bit less than the other guys"

20% Rev Share or $6 PPS!

Click tracking handled by Serge.

GilletteCash.com
"We use three blades and now batteries to shave you so close you won't even feel it"

MegaFantasticCash.com
"Our sites now have over 100 images and 2 hours of video !!!!"

iBillCash.com
"We convert brilliantly, retain sensationally, we collect all your money, we just don't pay you !!!"

;-)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I.E.G.: "Clublove Is Converting Like Crazy!!!"

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

so is Gillette Cash affiliated with Mach3Cash.com?

Where do I join the megafantasticcash.com sites? That's a shit load of content!

lol

"Proud owners of www.lawrenceconnorgonewild.com"

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

"We shave a little bit less than the other guys"

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Originally Posted by Crypt

"From Russia with love"

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Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

"Your traffic is safe with us we use IBILL and Globill as a back up"

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

"jimthefiend is now our full time employee!"

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Originally Posted by GirlsFreePics

We pay via wires, checks and PayPal...:1orglaugh

http://www.orlyowl.com/lolowl.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh nice ones

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Click tracking handled by Serge.

LMFAO!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

We stop shaving a month before big shows.

100 stunnig unique front ends to the same 20 tired videos and 100 galleries of non-related content! Our conversions and retentions are sky high!

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

"jimthefiend is now our full time employee!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh lol

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

all of those are great :1orglaugh

"We suck less than the other guys because our models suck more."

Or, for a rimming site:

"Our bottoms line your bottom line."

A serious one from http://www.curiouscash.com ...

"The only thing we shave is our boys"

7 years strong on 1 August 2006 !!!!!

;-)

Paid on time everytime with Ibill

"We've screwed our members long enough, now it's your turn!'

"100% Exclusive Content - Utter Crap But It's Exclusive Crap!'