Mr Soul (revised)
 

Oh, hello Mr. Soul,
I dropped by
to give you some seasonin's
For the that hat on your head
that you'll soon be eatin'
Why do the crowds await
the video of you stuffin your face
could seem so pleasin'
I'd tell you why,
but you'd never get it
so that would just be putting the tease on.

I was down on a frown
when the Boy Alley
brought us a picture
I was raised by the image
of a Seymore Butts fansign
that said bid on the sig
Any one in the world
could have easily
just let it go
But you said, You're lying, I'll eat my hat
on video no less,
so we let you.

In a while will the smile
on my face
turn to plaster?
Stick around you fucking clown
just long enough to post the vid
as the forums fill with laughter
For the hat on your head
will be stuffing your face
and making you fatter
You are strange, your nick will change
This we all know,
why don't you leave here?

Guess no one recognizes the song