The real (awful) truth about BoyAlley, Seymore Butts, and his FSC sig auctions.
 

First of all, this thread is not "interfering" with his "noble cause". I don't care if people bid on his sig or not. So BoyAlley, don't cry and make it sound like I'm hurting the FSC like you have done with other people who have said things about you. But I am going to share the truth about you, for those who can't see it already. Calling you for your bullshit is not hurting the FSC. You're not some fucking night in shining armor.

People should donate to the FSC, it's doing good work for our industry. You don't need to buy anyone's sig to do it, here is the link. Donate because it's good for this industry, not to get your name in some jackass's threads.

I'll start with his fake post from "Seymore Butts". If any of you believe that, you're suckers. BoyAlley was not talking with the producer/TV personality called Seymoure Butts. That was a fake post, made by BoyAlley himself. I would bet any amount of money on that. If that fake character proves to be the real thing, I will upload a video to GFY of me eating my own hat. Not a new one, a dirty one that I wear jogging. Just another way for BA to attempt to raise his GFY profile.

BoyAlley does not give a shit about the FSC, or at least, supporting the FSC is not why he's doing this. He's doing this to raise his GFY profile, pure and simple. He's a nobody, and he's trying to make a name for himself, so he can get money for his sig in the future. He is a major attention whore, that has been obvious long before he started this auction. It seems to be working, because all of a sudden a bunch of kids around here think he's a big shot in this business, and even believe that he knows a well known producer like Seymoure Butts. Rubbish. Someone even included him in a poll about the biggest GFY celebrity, along names like Juicy and Sleazy, a poll that left out people like Sly and The Shemp. What has BoyAlley ever done in this business besides donate his sig money to the FSC? Yeah, I don't know either.

Companies will line up to buy his sig in these auctions because it gets their name out there, that's expected. But the rest of you, don't give this guy so much credit. He's just another jackass sig whore who thought of a good way to raise his profile. He's not doing this for the FSC. He's doing it so his sig will be worth something when he starts selling it for himself. He's doing it so his name will get recognized.

I wasn't going to say anything, but his Seymore Butts thread was just one step too far. Too many newbs here who can't see the forest for the trees.

That being said, I'm going to go a step further, although I'll tell you now, this is pure speculation. I seriously doubt BoyAlley is gay. I suspect it's just another act to get attention. I've never talked to a homosexual man or woman who has been so intolerant of others.

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he is not gay!!! its all fake drama

Just lurking...

This thread makes my nuts itch

I honestly think he is not. That's just speculation. I could very well be wrong about that.

The rest, I'd bet anything that I'm right.

In fact, as I posted in the "Seymore" thread, if it really is Seymore, all he has to do is post a picture of himself holding a sign that says BoyAlley, and I'll match whatever BA gets for his sig to the FSC.

That's another 7k+ for the FSC for one picture of Seymore, I have my check book ready. If it's really him, certainly the picture is on the way.

Oh snaps!!!! TehBoyAlley is gonna get limp wristed on your ass!!!
He's gayer than gay, trust me, I've had a good number of conversations with him regarding gay marketing...

Do you even have any idea what he does and what sites he runs ?

I'm not saying he's a big shot but he's not doing that to sell his sig in the future... he got his own things going on.

He definitly do that to get a better name for himself, and the compagny buying the sig too. Both get good exposure so what's the problem ?

That's how this business work if you haven't figured it out already

No, don't really care either. Doesn't change the fact that he's an attention whore who's fake posting as a big time producer to raise his own profile.

A good friend of mine met him and his BF last week... he's definitly really gay. And his BF is cuter.

Actually, Boy Alley is Seymour Butts fake nick on GFY.

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Could very well be true, as I said, the part about him not being gay is a pure guess. If he is gay, he's the most intolerant homosexual person I've ever encountered.

You know there are probably 50 % of the chances that you will be eating your hat + doubling the FSC donation right ?

Old school video producers/compagnies like Seymor's one are the ones that support the FSC the most. Somebody from the FSC might just have phoned him to tell him to take 10 mins of his time so they could get more money.

Ever thought about that ?

Ok, he's just an intolerant gay man.

Funny to hear someone insulting other groups who are being persecuting by the same people attempting to persecute him.

Well then, hopefully he'll take another 10 to make me eat my hat. Wouldn't really care about the donation, I give them money anyway.

But it's not him. BoyAlley is just a liar.

good cause or not you can still be annoying as fuck is how i feel about him

I was gonna say essentially the same thing once the auction was over. I'm glad you said it first, because you said this (and it NEEDED to be said) alot more politely than I would have.

He's a punk who fabricates shit OUTRIGHT to promote his "charity drive", when all hes really concerned about is his own image and who he can suck up to. That will come back to haunt him down the road.

Anyway...



Regardless of wether we like each other or not, you've gotten my respect tonight Mr. Soul.





That said, I'm out for a while. The bullshit and the clique nonsense around here has simply gotten too deep, even for me. That's saying something.



See ya all in a few weeks.





Thanks again Mr. Soul.

Hmm. Why no Boy Alley in this one?

So, why don't you call up Seymore and ask him to do the picture? It's another $7000 for the FSC. If you care so much about them, you'd do that in a heartbeat.

Oh, that's right, you're fucking lying. Almost forgot.

Jackass.

Ok great, and of course if he doesn't, you agree to ban yourself and never come back.

Or should I say, "perminantly".

Anyway, heading out for a jog in the park. After your last comment about me being banned, you had better back it up. When I get back, I want to see either the picture, or you saying goodbye to GFY.

Yes you and I have had our (big time) differences, and I hate your boss and talk shit about your program every chance I get, but you're right about this.

Teh BoyAlley for Teh WIN

you riding his cock here or what?

Hmm.... first you say in your thread title "Here's the REAL truth", then your post is riddled with "I'd bet money I'm right" and "IF the fake character proves to be real", leaving a margin of doubt, no proof or "real truth" of any kind to back up what you're saying.

Soul, you are a hero. :D

Are you perchance a private investigator in your day job? (if so let's talk, I may have a job for you)

Okay carry on, this is good....

What? Boy Alley... not gay? That does not compute. He's as Gay as Richard Simmons & Liza Minelli's ex husband David Guest rolled into one if you ask me.

Get ready to film the video, and I would suggest some seasoned salt to make that hat a bit more tasty. I just took a look at the posting IPs for Seymore Butts and BoyAlley. Different sides of the country, totally different ranges, different ISPs. I can send you some Alka-Seltzer though. :)

CDSmith, always first to get his lips on the ass of the GFY celeb du jour.

I'm so confident that this is the truth that I'm willing to risk a perm ban, $7000, and whatever disease I'll get from eating my own sweatty hat. If that's not enough for you, do like the name of the board says.

fucking shite

doesn't mean it's not a proxy.

Wow...Interesting thread...

Please prepare that hat thing...It will be a interesting thread in itself...

After all the work he has done to keep drama out of this charity thing with pimpdog and jimthefiend...Why would he sink down to their level and create fake nicks just to create buzz?

This is sad...Real sad...

I'm looking forward to this one

Might wanna say permanently

My :2 cents:

He wasn't trying to keep drama out, he was trying to keep himself looking good.

Anyway, if I'm wrong I'll keep up my end.

I was poking fun at his spelling, notice the quotes.

Come on...live a little...make it double the winning bid ;)

CDsmith is wearing nothing but female underwear right now... I'll eat my hat if i'm wrong... :warning

I have to say that was was working with (online) and talking to BoyAlley all day the other day while he was chatting with Seymore to get him to make the post. Seymore was more then happy to do so, thus for the thread today. He could have come up with a million fake names to make a post, but come on, do you think Seymore just popped into his head. The post was real, the auction is a great idea, and going over very well, and yes, Teh BoyAlley is gayer then gay.

Anyway, I'll be back in 30.

If the pic is actually going to happen, make it say something like "Mr. Soul is a fucking idiot".

If I have to eat an old hat, at least give me a laugh out of it.

Of course, if it turns out I'm right, I seriously hope BoyAlley will agree to ban himself, and caugh up the 7k for the FSC out of his pocket. Only fair.

Actually, with this little cry for attention of a thread you have going I'd say today you are the celeb du jour,

and I'm fairly certain my luscious lips haven't been anywhere near your ass.

No, in my book you either know for a fact, as in 100% and have proof, or you make it clear from the get-go that you are voicing suspicions only. I was merely pointing out the small error in your thread, that's all.

I'm not arguing with you.
I'm not pulling any pissy attitude with you (much like you're doing)
I'm not getting in your face

In fact, I'm sitting here smiling like usual. I'm taking no one's side whatsoever, and... hey, how do you know I wasn't serious about offering you some paid detective work???

Relax, not everyone is out to get you Soul. Learn to take a friendly poke in the ribs now and then.

Cheers.

What would you like to eat with your hat sir?

i hope i don't miss that video :upsidedow

Pimpdog gone and soon Mr. Soul. *Grins*

Gee there were write ups about all the sig auction stuff in two major industry mags... hmm Yup no way anyone big might hear about it. lol

Boy alley and I disagree on many subjects, but the guy has a good fuckin heart, and to say he fakes stuff is silly. From everything Ive seen he is extremely talented, and extremely smart. Haters will be haters though.

Let me guess... you're not wearing a hat.

I aint gay i like women

You don't have to be a genius to figure the main reason is indeed to improve his "image" on the board...hell you can take that same concept and apply it to many other people in here..

At the end of the day its just business but at least FSC will get something out of it...

Marketing for Board 101 ;)

guys this is what it seems :

Mr soul is VERY jealous of a guy who is constantly raising his profile on gfy and gaining very good reputation - BoyAlley , and i mark this - without bashing others , mocking , begining hate threads and all the easiest ways to get very fast attention like many others i know here .
Mr soul didn't bring us any actuall fact it but just his own speculations about BoyAlley . If you guys believe to his crap , be my guest but for me it looks like one big desperate loser .

BoyAlley i'm with you .