Beer-spilling Friends
 

When I woke up this afternoon, I headed straight for the computer (as I'm sure most of you do too) and got to work.

I grabbed my little notebook that I keep next to my mousepad to jot down notes, when I realize that it's SOAKED WITH BEER!

I immediately started looking around the rest of my computer table and realized that there's half-dried beer everywhere! - I've got a pretty unorganized desk, with all kinds of papers, notes, magazines, mail, etc. - and everything is soaked. The drunken 'friend' I had over last night obviously spilled his beer all over the place and didn't say a fuckin word.

My buddy just got a flaming message on his answering machine just now.

u should go to his house and use his bathroom

in that bathroom take a big ass dump so u can flood his toilet :)

When your pal spills vodka on your 12 string martin acoustic guitars, is when I get pissed

:winkwink:

dont lie, you are the culprit of alcohol abuse foo

Speaking of toilets - This very same friend of mine came over to the last place I lived about two years ago, all fucked up on Xanix so badly that he could barely walk.

He staggered into the bathroom when we heard a crash. When he came out, there was piss all over the bathroom floor - and a hole in the wall!

I threw him out of my place and my girl at the time had to clean up his mess.



:feels-hot

I'll be the first to say that I am a powerdrinker - but I don't go doing stupid shit like that.

:glugglug

Give him the ole "Dry Dock"...

Go to his house and enter his bathroom. Turn the water intake to his toilet OFF, its a little know behind the toilet...

Flush a time or two to empty the bowl of water.

Then take a dump...try to save one up get a good 8-10 inch loaf. The trick it to lay it right up under the rim of the toilet...that way its harder to flush away...

Then take your friend out for a beer or two...this always your creation to "Cure".

Then sit back and enjoy the look that will grace his drunken face when he finds your choclate shark in "Dry Dock".

Its a bitch to get unstuck and trying to pee it loose will only result in splattering turd pee all over the bathroom...trust me I know...I barely came out on top in the great "South Tahoe Dry Dock War' of '98.

This is just fucking gross, dude. lol must be one of them college fraternity things, eh?

Nope never went to college...I learned dry docking on the internet!:thumbsup

Fuck yeah, revenge at its best, way to go .

Remind me to NEVER invite you over for dinner! LOL!!!

That sounds like it would take some skill (and a twisted mind) to pull off - You'd probably need this to help out: http://www.turdtwister.com/

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Give him the ole "Dry Dock"...

Go to his house and enter his bathroom. Turn the water intake to his toilet OFF, its a little know behind the toilet...

Flush a time or two to empty the bowl of water.

Then take a dump...try to save one up get a good 8-10 inch loaf. The trick it to lay it right up under the rim of the toilet...that way its harder to flush away...

Then take your friend out for a beer or two...this always your creation to "Cure".

Then sit back and enjoy the look that will grace his drunken face when he finds your choclate shark in "Dry Dock".

Its a bitch to get unstuck and trying to pee it loose will only result in splattering turd pee all over the bathroom...trust me I know...I barely came out on top in the great "South Tahoe Dry Dock War' of '98.
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Funny as hell. You could make yourself puke as well in the dry dock. when he gets home there would be a rancid odor from hell waiting.