Ever been Caught Jerking Off?
 

Has anyone ever been caught by somone jerking off? Details please :1orglaugh

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nope, i hardly do it as it is, maybe once a month not even, medication gives me low sex drive.

Hence your membership in the over20k club:1orglaugh J/K:winkwink:

nope I got a good hiding spot.

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By who? My Girl? She see's me do it all the time :) She does it too. It's a turn on for us both :)

Never been caught by anyone else tho, I can say that. :)

only by my wife...

Never been caught.

WHat is jerking off?Masturbating?

never !

I caught my older brother when we were teenagers. He had a bottle of Jergen's lotion next to him so I asked "What are you doing, Jergen off?"

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One of my most embarrassing moments was actually being caught afterwards... when I was 19 I got home drunk one night and started watching porn on my TV in basement I fell asleep holding my cock and dry cum on my stomach. My dad woke me up at 7.00am with a slap appantely my sis had came down stairs and ran up to tell him... I could not face my family for a few days...pretty fuking embarrassing!

yeah, my dad used to get pissed if I left the TV on over night to.. :(

Nope. That's what door locks are for.

But, the girlfriend did catch me getting a blowjob in a titty bar.

Sounds like last week's episode of Entourage.

my whole family caught me, my sister when I was 7 my mom when I was 12 and my dad 2 days ago

Once, but I blamed it on the rubber chicken!

I did once. I was 16. I had spent a saturday night at a friends house along with another friend. Both of them worked at the same place and had to work from 9 until noon the next day. So in the morning they go to work, i sleep a little bit more and then get up. This was normal. I would just hang out at the house and wait from the to get off work and we would go do something.

I decide to take a shower. I get in, get washed up and decide do rub one out. Well, apparently I didn't shut the door to the bathroom all the way. My buddies mom sneaks in, pulls the curtian back real fast and screams. She is trying to scare me as a joke, but instead catches me mid stroke. It was obviously awkward, she knew what was going on, but didn't bat an eye, pulled the curtian shut and never said a thing about it.

I was pretty embarassed.

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If your friends mom wanted to scare you while you were in the shower, I think she wanted your penis............

you know, when I look back on it now I think you are right. I had known then for awhile so her seeing me in my underwear or anything like that was never a big deal. Maybe it was innocent and nothing more, but I think she had other ideas. of course then I was young and dumb and had no idea of this.

hahaha nice!

Nope, always use the door lock ;)

you got to hook me up with that shit... this thing between my legs is a curse!!!

Nope. .

good times....

when you were blowing him in the titty bar you mean?

yes by my x wife


Mr. Romance

I got caught once when I was a teen.... By my sister..... Pretty embarassing situation....

Yes by my teacher

Yes by my teacher

lol :) nope never happened to me.

Same here. Very embarrassing to say the least. :disgust

not yet... it would suck though lol

yup... i was like 12 or 13 and nobody was home and i had one of those illegal cable boxes in my room with the free xxx channels. I was squeezing off to some sexy ass latina bitch getting pounded out. I was all close to the tv screen imagining i was fucking this bitches mouth when I heard my dad come into the house. Since I was close to bustin a nut i tried to hurry up before he came to my room but in the middle of bustin that nut my dad walked in my room with his girlfriend. I tried to put my dick in my pants all fast and shit like they didn't already see me. It was fucked up. You could see the jiz dripping down the tv screen. the tv was loud and that bitch was still moaning. I was wiping my hands on my clothes. My dad and his girl were laughing so hard for like 3 hours straight. It was great!

why is that so funny to me?

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heh.... once by my dad when I was 13.... he just said "no need to be embarrassed son, we all do it....just remember though, don't do it too much because a girl will never be as tight as your hand" =p

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Mr. Romance

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hahaha "jergen off" :winkwink: :1orglaugh

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orly? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yep, twice by my mum
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THANKS FOR GIVING ME THE FUCKING LAUGH OF MY LIFE!

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I'd been caught several times, back in my early teenage days. :)

Yes but no mugshot...

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