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betabomb 08-26-2006 01:33 PM

time machine investor
 
when i as a little girl one of favorite games was playing "what if" wtih my grandad.

we would make up rules and play all afternoon.

if you could go back in time to invest where and when would you go?

the rules: you get 10 ounces of gold, you can't come back to the present, you can't take anythign else with you except the gold, you arrive naked. you know the future what will happen, etc.

1o ounces is not a lot, so go far back? but! life was harder the farther back you go.

NoCarrier 08-26-2006 02:46 PM

Allright, I'd go back last week. Go to a jewellery store. Sell the gold. Then buy a lottery ticket with the winning numbers.

I'm now richer.

Easiest "what if" game ever.

Next?

Jaii 08-26-2006 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
Allright, I'd go back last week. Go to a jewellery store. Sell the gold. Then buy a lottery ticket with the winning numbers.

I'm now richer.

Easiest "what if" game ever.

Next?

I would go back 10 minutes before you thought about this and buy the ticket first!

NoCarrier 08-26-2006 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaii
I would go back 10 minutes before you thought about this and buy the ticket first!

I would go back 1 minute before that, wait for you and kill you.

Fizzgig 08-26-2006 03:34 PM

I'd have to do some research.

E$_manager 08-26-2006 03:52 PM

i can't imagine what i'd like to change in the past. Probably my abortion.But i can't know what my life would be like if i didn't do what i did.

2HousePlague 08-26-2006 04:33 PM

Shit, with so many insane tech-stock plays over the last 10 years, I have to think you could do a lot better than the lottery. What's 10oz worth today, like $6k. I'd probably pick up an IPO, if I could. Remember Dell? But then, fuck, you could go back like a 1,000 years or something and fund the right expedition and become an emperor or a demiGod, which could also be cool. Yeah, this would take some research.


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GatorB 08-26-2006 04:36 PM

Once you've gone back you've changed the future to a certain extent so to say something WILL in fact happen is not exactly true.

Dirty Dane 08-26-2006 04:44 PM

Your grandpa told you to travel naked?? :helpme

betabomb 08-26-2006 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
Your grandpa told you to travel naked?? :helpme

sicko678

MaddCaz 08-26-2006 06:15 PM

what ifff???

notabook 08-26-2006 06:27 PM

Hmmm? if I wanted quick money to use in the very near future I?d go back to the year 2002. I?d trade my 10 ounces of gold to Jack Whittaker for everything on his person ? clothes, wallet, and most importantly, recently purchased lottery ticket. I?d then wait until December 24th in which I would then be in possession of $314.9 million dollars via the winning lottery ticket.

Of course if I wanted power I?d go back and invest it all into Microsoft. Since it was the haze end of the drug era, arriving naked wouldn?t have been much of a deal. Fast forward decades later and you?d be almost a billionaire with lots of options, BUT would you really want to wait that long to get back to this time period?

I wouldn?t? I think I?d go with the 2002 lottery win.

Ace_luffy 08-26-2006 06:33 PM

whatever.............

BoyAlley 08-26-2006 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
Allright, I'd go back last week. Go to a jewellery store. Sell the gold. Then buy a lottery ticket with the winning numbers.

I'm now richer.

Easiest "what if" game ever.

Next?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

brand0n 08-26-2006 06:40 PM

10 ounces of gold would buy alot of domains in 1980

betabomb 08-26-2006 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by brand0n
10 ounces of gold would buy alot of domains in 1980

yeah, i'd pick up mollyringwald.com fer sure

aico 08-26-2006 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
Allright, I'd go back last week. Go to a jewellery store. Sell the gold. Then buy a lottery ticket with the winning numbers.

I'm now richer.

Easiest "what if" game ever.

Next?

We have a winner...

Acne 08-26-2006 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie
i can't imagine what i'd like to change in the past. Probably my abortion.But i can't know what my life would be like if i didn't do what i did.

waaaay too much fucking information.

2HousePlague 08-26-2006 06:59 PM

Monisha of Delhi Says "I would visit my mother's womb when pregnant with baby Monisha and transform the foetus into a golden child!!!!"

http://pornacre.com/images/images/1361.jpg


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nico-t 08-26-2006 09:26 PM

post pics of your tits

Fizzgig 08-26-2006 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t
post pics of your tits

I didn't know that required a time machine!
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betabomb 08-26-2006 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Fizzgig
I didn't know that required a time machine!
http://pissyourself.com/smilies/qqb008.gif

if i were a getting fat webmaster it might accelerate the growth of my man-tits.

godisdead 08-26-2006 11:33 PM

I'd go back to 1998 and ride the up the stock wave with options all the way, then I'd do the same with put options during the crash pushing the debt limit I can get to the limit. Then I'll retire to think about what I'll do with my new riches.

Drake 08-27-2006 01:02 AM

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