I got suckered into having an engagement party at my house :(
 

Woke up today and the wife reminded me that her brothers engagement party is today and it's at my house ..:Oh crap I recall her saying they were having it somewhere else but it's only 30 people and our house is bigger and the yard/pool would be nice. I totally forgot and now i have to go outside and make sure the pool is clean and everything is ready ..:mad: Decorations will be arriving at 12 and catered food at 3 with the rest of the guests. I'm really not ready for this today ..:helpme

Tell them the weddings off, then go fishing. Have fun! :thumbsup

and the bachelor party will be held....?


i mean this totaly works in your favor man

Yeah, make up some bullshit story about one of them cheating, and you won't have to worry... :winkwink:

That's the other thing ..because I'm in adult they think i can pull off some super bachelor party ... I said I can help ...you know get a nice strip club like scores .. maybe a hotel room and a few hookers/strippers but they expect Jenna Jameson to show up ..:1orglaugh His friend actually asked me "can you get Jenna to come?" I was like "ya ..i'll call her tonight ..i'm sure she has nothing else going on .. I'll get Heff to bring a few babes also" ...:1orglaugh

dude.. i know that feeling.

ive got people who dont fuckin know me calling me for that shit.

yo man, i hear u work in porn, whats the deal dude.. can u hook shit up?

fuckin clowns.

i asked a guy the other day.. hey man.. u work at mcdonalds.. can you get me in with ronald? ive got some shit i wanna throw at him

the McDonald's thing got me :1orglaugh I'm going to start calling all these guys at there jobs and asking crazy questions ...:1orglaugh

parties are way too much work.. i feel sorry for ya!

Damn... that sucks to wake up to a day like that.

the decorations are going up now ... I haven't even had my breakfast .. :(

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
That's like the "Jack in the Box" commercial, hello may I help you, yeah can I speak with Jack, lol hehe, Jack here, I'd recommend the #1 with a coke, lol :1orglaugh


It will be over before you know it... just think how relaxing sunday will be with no one around... go into the day with a positive out look and fuck the rest ;-) think sunday ; and have a drink or 10 for everyone on GFY pulling forya ;-) the devil can't help you now.

heh fuck that, my bach party we just hit up some bars for 4 hours, ate, and then went to a strip club for 4 hours. No need to trash a house.

Haha Sucker ;)

just get drunk and all your troubles will go away :)

LOL! Feel for ya man!

DH

have some drinks and enjoy good times with friends and family

I guess it won't be too bad ... it's mostly family and some of my brother in laws friends ... I could have fun ... then again that could just be the Xanax and 3 beers talkin ..:1orglaugh we'll see when everyone gets here ..:)

ok ..everyone is still here ... i have a good buzz going and I'm just hoping they leave by the time UFC starts at 9:30 ... it that starts they'll never leave ...:(

oh... at least it will keep you busy for the whole day..
good luck, man!

Get drunk at the party and pass out. You will already have done all necessary arrangements and put the work in cleaning the pool and whatnot. Why not at least get a bit numb for the rest.

Good luck on your brother-in-law's upcoming wedding then. :)