I lost my fucking car keys
 

I am such a fucking idiot.
i dont have a spare

grrrrr

hmm no key hole, no door handles here i've had this prob for some time now ha ha ha :1orglaugh

Not as bad as me. I lost my whole fucking pick up the other day.

Reported it stolen... and It was parked all-most next door...

Right were I left it...

clap your hands or whistle, you might here it chirp

ahh i wish.

You have a blue jacket.
Check the left inside pocket, the keys have gone through the pocket and into the lining.

your welcome,

shemp formerly Kreskin

Shemp.. you were pretty close.

my wife had them in the pocket in her blue coveralls

Yes, i can answer the phone before it rings too....

shemp

At least all you need are keys.

Can you bend spoons? Are you The One?

Well, I used to bend my elbow a lot.

shemp