My solution to the illegal beaner I mean Mexican problem:
 

The first time they are caught here illegally we implant a tracking device in their carotid artery. That device would also contain a small explosive charge that could be remotely detonated.

We deport them.





Then if they try to swim the Rio Grande again... BANG.






Patent Pending.

You're to much! LMAO

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why not shoot them at sight?

someone explain to me why making fun of Mexicans is good but of Jews isn't...

hitler,jews,worldwar,holocaust,poor jews




just the guidlines

I'm not making fun of Mexicans. Also, last I heard; Jews were GOOD for the economy.

good point...

According to the education I learned from watching the banned episode of Family Guy...Jews are great accountants!

But then the moral of the story of that episode is that it doesn't matter if your a jew or not, Its what inside, Turning into being a jew doesn't make you smatter, Its whats inside that counts!

:Oh crap

If you lived in the US you would know it's a problem here, the illegal Mexicans.


:Oh crap

Have you seen Morgan Spurlock's new series on FX?

You need to watch the one about the member of the Minuteman Project who patrols the southern border and had to live with the illegal Mexican family in LA for 30 days. It was great. :winkwink:

I thought agriculture depended on cheap labour in America to keep it competitively priced and that it was mostly Mexicans taking this work.

Maybe they are good for the economy too...

I watched it and it was sad.:( Did you see the one last night?

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You live in NC... you guys even seen an illegal before?

I know I didnt when I was residing in Georgia.

Thats a fucking myth.




How much do they leech from social services? Fucks sake, they are gonna get IN STATE tuition in a few places soon.

Thats a fucking myth.




How much do they leech from social services? Fucks sake, they are gonna get IN STATE tuition in a few places soon.

They also don't pay fucking taxes as a rule.

more in likely to do this to porn people than beaners. beaners have rights we don't :2 cents:

They say we have 40,000 living right here, I don't know how they come up with the #'s but hey the news would never lie to us right? I do know we do have a lot of Mexicans but i don't ask if they are legal or not.


:upsidedow

I don't mind anyone coming to this country as long as:

A) You are willing to learn the language.

B) You are willing to become a legal citizen.

C) You contribute to our economy.

I live in a rural community, so we see alot of it first hand. Mexicans (or any nationality for that matter, just mexicans seem to make up the majority of the population) living 25 or 30 in a house, working the fields. Probably 85% don't speak, nor have the desire to learn, english. They travel with a half assed translator most times to bargain for work or make out at the store etc. Then many if not most of them send atleast half their check back home to momma in good ol' Mexico.

Fuck that...

No, my TiVo records all kinds of shit out of the blue, and there was some kind of marathon on a couple of weeks ago so I had about 10 of them. I almost deleted it all but I watched the one with the atheist chick and the religious family and liked it. I watched several of the other ones but if the one last night was new then I haven't seen it. I should probably set up a pass for it.

I live in NC. Please see my post above. Illegals here are rampant. Probably make up 30% of the population where I live right now. You can't even get a parking spot near a Walmart on the 1st and 15th. Just how it is.

Hence, we're moving to Cary. :1orglaugh

Edit: Shit TurboAngel, I meant to quote the other dude about the illegals in NC. My bad y0!!

I live in NC, if it wasn't for Mexicans we wouldn't have anybody to build our homes.

Hhehe that's cool hun where are you now?


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Don't get me wrong now. They are some hard working mother fuckers for the most part. I had 7 mexicans on my concrete crew years ago that would shovel dog shit for 14 hours straight with a smile on their face. But then send their check out of this country back home to Mexico. That's where my problem lies. Out of all the mexicans I have ever worked with or around (which is probably close to 60 or 70), probably 8-10 total were honestly trying to become nationalized.

eww...do I have to say it?

Fuckin' Greeville. Tobacco and cornfields, beautifully accented by 100 year old cemetaries. It's fuckin' depressing here. :(

Wife's grandparents don't have long to live and she wanted to be near them before they passed on. Not to sound harsh...but once they kick the bucket...I'm gonna burn the rubber off my tires trying to get out of here.

Leeching from social services is a welfare problem, not an immigration problem. Tighten up the requirements for welfare. It would decrease abuse by illegals and force the legal leeches to seek employment, reducing the need for immigrant labor.

Valid point, but even legal immigrants who come here on a work visa send most of their back home. My problem with illegal immigrants is that they don?t pay federal income tax.

Please send the Mexicans home so Jim can be proven wrong once again.

I hear ya! LOL I'm in Greensboro we'll have to hang some time.


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you guys spend some time in Phoenix... I'm not talking Snottsdale either. I mean visit Maryvale, Phoenix, Glendale... Mexicans break their backs in this valley, not only in the fields but building all the homes for the California assholes moving here daily.

I feel passionately about his because I have known/know legals and illegals and they all are like me, they want to take care of their families.

white trash is running social services down as much or more than illegal families but everyone else is the problem right?

Think about this; if you came from a shithole 3rd world country, like Mexico, and the US was bordering, wouldnt you try to get across the border to make a better life for yourself/your family?

Wait... isnt that why we are all here in the first place? hmmmmmmm

ever see the movie The Running Man w/ Schwarzenegger? There's a scene in there that you might like

It is a shame you gotta be hating on me today. I was just checking your script out last night. Guess I'll find something else.


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Jews speak English even when scared or pissed off. The more scared or pissed off a Mexican gets, the less English they speak. Eventually they don't speak any English at all. Jews may throw some Yiddish words here and there but they also make sure you understand them when they do it.

Seems crystal clear to me. :glugglug

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Good business!

Yes, both sets of my grandparents came over here on the boat but they did it LEAGALY and on the one side who only spoke Italian learned English. My great grandfather came here opened a general store and became mayor, he also fed the town back in the depression with out receiving any money for any food at that time.

Please don't compare my family coming here to the illegal Mexicans coming here.

Chinga tu madre, gordo. :321GFY

All very good statements. Mexicans do break their backs daily and yes they are trying to provide for their family. I don't feel that deportation is the answer as it just doesn't work. Border security is a joke. There needs to be some sort of measure to help these people along without handing them anything for free. It's a touchy subject for sure.

The white trash comment is spot on. There are just as many blacks and white CITIZENS of this nation that spend their days in the clinic or cashing a government check as mexicans. But...that being said, the illegal immigrants are still PART of the problem that must be addressed.

I wouldnt make a decision like that if it were Epic related.


Since it wasn't I reserve the right to be as petulant as I wanna be. :thumbsup :thumbsup

What year did they come over? What exactly did they have to do to become legal citizens?

Your great grandfather fed an entire town during the Great Depression and received nothing? :1orglaugh Sounds like a nice family myth someone made up while watching "The Waltons".

Fair play!

Right on!

One set came over in 1918, the other set I'm not sure of the year but it was after WWII. They first wen to Canada and then came to the us. My mom was born in Canada so she had a green card but became an US citizen like 10 years or so ago, I'm not sure what they did to be honest with you all I know is they did it legally and that's what counts.



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good for them but the premise behind them coming here remains the same.

I know a mexican guy that became legal and learned English and he makes much more than me. The 'imports' that take this route are smart (like your grandparents)

Too bad not all immigrants are smart enough to think about do it legally or to even learn the native language, but hey, the world needs ditch diggers too...

Once all the Mexicans are deported ( Or Exploded Pending Jims Patent ) who will pick the vegetables? And how much will they cost per pound.

Because I dont know a single american, regardless of skin color, that will do it for less than mininum wage, with lunch break, and smoking breaks, and coffee breaks. Also they will want health insurance.

So I am seeing tomatoes at about 40$ per pound.

Hey Maybe we can get an unemployes Jew to do it. Nahhh they will just make the farmer feel bad

Your mom immigrated from Canada? So she was facing no real hardship in her native country and probably had the money to facilitate the citizenship process. Her situation can hardly be compared to a poor person immigrating from Mexico.

I didn't say it was a big town now did I? Stats are...



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Roseto is a borough in Northampton County, in the Allentown-Bethlehem metro area. The community is in the Eastern Standard time zone.

The latitude of Roseto is 40.880N. The longitude is -75.215W. Elevation is 715 feet.

The estimated population, in 2003, was 1,660.

You'll have to buy imported fruit and veg and the economy may slump as domestic produce fails to be priced competitively at home and abroad....

The solution that I have been able to cnger in my own mind is broken dwn in 2parts, and I am latin, but I'm being very bias here!!

1:The problem with not paying taxes whitch is one of the biggest concerns with the American pulblic.

problem:If you are a iellgal immagrant, and you are current working in this country and you are paying taxes the money obviously is going back to their original countries.

Solution: When anyone goes to a western union or financial institution to send money the should be asked for citizenship, if know can be provided automatic 50% tax on the money bieng handled. Money would be taxed to the financial intituation.

If money is physicllay bieng taken over borders, they are caught 75% tax on the amount found taxed by the federal intitution that catches them.

2: Most Americans have a problem with illegals using up federal funding (medicare, social security, welfare etc.....) Here is what I propose.

A: Cut it all out for every one that can't prove citzen or legal residency in this country. Now like the majority of the population in the U.S. We as a people don't have a problem helping someone out if there is something to show for it. So with all these women that are having kids left and right when it comes time to collect these resources.

1 if they are working they need to show payment of taxes.

2 If they are not working then they need provide their kids reports cards if the kids aren't mainting at least a B average. They recieve NOTHING as the parents of these people are aloowing a generation of dumb asses, and if your like me I say FUCK THAT!!


Though these two problem solvers could be tweaked a bit in theory I believe they can work. It accomplishes a few thing

1st it shows that the U.S. will not tolerate someone not trying to pay up when the rest of the population is FORCED to.

2 It show's we will help you if you help your self, and your children! If you don't you don't get shit and you can go:321GFY

Your great grandfather sounds like an abitious and hardworking man. Let me ask you this...if he was from Mexico do you think he would have risked coming here illegally or stood staring at a line in the sand thinking "gosh, i sure wish i could cross this line and make a better life for myself and my family, but darn it, it's ILLEGAL!" ?